Intoxicated Rat chords by Doc Watson

Key: D

Verse 1:
D
Well the other night when I came in
                         G
Just as drunk as I could be
   D                  G
Got tangled up in the old door latch
     D           A               D
Fell flat on the floor as I could be

Verse 2:
D
I had a little ol' bottle of rum
                      G
And I did not have anymore
   D                    G
The cap came off when I fell down
    D        A        D
And I spilt it in the floor

Verse 3:
D
Well a rat came out from his hiding place and
                  G
He got that whiskey scent
   D                    G
He ran right up and got him a little shot
    D            A      D
And back to his hole he went

Verse 4:
D
And back to his hole he went
D                        G
And back to his hole he went
    D                     G
He ran right up and got a little shot
    D           A       D
And back to his hole he went

Verse 5:
D
Well he came out from his hole again
D                          G
Trotted up to the rum on the floor
D                            G
Witha little bitty shine he wink one eye
D              A              D
And he got him a little drink more

Verse 6:
D
Well he didn't go back to his hole that time
                        G
He stayed by the pool of gin
   D                     G
He said "Doggone, my pop eyed soul,
   D        A         D
I'm a gonna get drunk again."

Verse 7:
D
Well he didn't go back to his hole
                    G
He said "Doggone, my soul,
    D                  G
I'm only a rat but a G:doggone cat
     D          A         D
Can't chase me back to my hole."

Verse 8:
D
He washed his face with his front paws
                     G
And on his hind legs sat,
    D                                   G
And he's a getting' pretty high when he winked one eye
   D             A         D
He says, "Where's that old tom cat "

Verse 9:
D
Now where's that old tom cat?
                         G
I said, where's that old tom cat?
     D                             G
He's a getting' high when he winked one eye
   D            A            D
He says where's that old tom cat.
N.C.
   I bet I could lick him and his brother!

Verse 10:
D
The old tom cat come a slippin' in
                             G
Dashed over to the middle of the floor
  D                          G
The cat jumped over and the rat got sober
    D      A             D
And he never got drunk no more.

Verse 11:
D
He didn't get drunk no more
                        G
No he never got drunk no more
    D                        G
The cat jumped over and the rat got sober
   D          A           D
And he never got drunk no more.