I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don't Want To Die Anymore Ukulele chords by Waterparks

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Intro:
Em G D C
Em G D C


Verse 1:
                       Em
I'm sick of all this, "How'd you get your band name?"
    G
"Is that your real first name?"
 D                                C
"Can you text and can you follow back 'cause it's my birthday?"
Em                         G
No one cares what I want, just what I've got
    D                                  C
And if we sit and count it up, it's really not a lot

Pre-Chorus:
     Cmaj7
So when are you gonna sing for me?
 D
When are you gonna drink for me?
Em      D        C
I don't know, I don't know
   Cmaj7
So when are you gonna sing for me?
  D
Ruinin' me completely
  Bm       C
It's true, ooh, ooh


Chorus:
  Em           G          D              C       Em G
I miss having sex but at least I don't wanna die anymore
       D                   C
And I think that's pretty cool
   Em              G           D           C           Em
I miss seeing the red on your face when I made you blush, hey
        D                    C
But I think it's fine, it's cool
        D                    C
But I think it's fine, it's cool


Verse 2:

My hobbies include
   Em                          G
Pushing away these girls that maybe really like me
   D                       C
Cutting people off because I don't trust exciting
     Em
But what the fuck have I done?
     G
I'm not even an icon
       D
But I still get death threats often
           C
So their meaning starts to soften


Pre-Chorus:
Cmaj7
When are you gonna sing for me?
D
When are you gonna drink for me?
Em       D       C
I don't know, I don't know
Cmaj7
So when are you gonna sing for me?
D
Ruinin' me completely
      Bm        C
It's true, ooh, ooh


Chorus:
 Em           G            D             C       Em  G
I miss having sex but at least I don't wanna die anymore
       D                   C
And I think that's pretty cool
   Em              G           D           C        Em
I miss seeing the red on your face when I made you blush, hey
        D                    C
But I think it's fine, it's cool
   Em          G           D             C        Em G
I miss having sex but at least I don't wanna die anymore
        D                  C
And I think that's pretty cool
   Em              G           D           C        Em
I miss seeing the red on your face when I made you blush
        D                    C
But I think it's fine, it's cool


Outro:
Em       D                   C
But I think it's fine, it's cool
Em       D                   C
But I think it's fine, it's cool
Em       D                   C
But I think it's fine, it's cool
Em       D                   C
But I think it's fine, it's cool
Em       D                   C
But I think it's fine, it's cool
Em       D                   C
But I think it's fine, it's cool
Em       D                   C
But I think it's fine, it's cool