Waffle Stomp chords by Joe Walsh

Chords with lyrics

Key: A augmentedA

🎸 Intro:

N.C. A augmentedA  F7F7 E7E7 A augmentedA N.C.


🎸 Verse 1:
N.C.
The terminally bored
              A augmentedA E MajorE
Sit around with nothin' to do
A augmentedA N.C.
They say work is hell
F7F7       E7E7     A7A7  A augmentedA
Heaven knows it just ain't true

🎸 Verse 2:
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Well you can punch out your boss
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Get fired from your job
  D MajorD
Collect unemployment
D MajorD
For your own enjoyment
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Take out the trash
   B7B7
Come down with a rash
E7E7
Pick up disease

🎸 Verse 3:
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Have doughnuts and coffee
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With Colonel Khadafi
D MajorD
Write a new novel
D MajorD
That's perfectly awful
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Buy some new work boots
E MajorE          A augmentedA
Stomp on a waffle or two

🎸 Bridge:
    D MajorD
Take a long overdue vacation
     G+G
Book yourself on a flight to the moon
   E7E7             A augmentedA
Volunteer for a brain operation
E7E7                         A augmentedA
Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do

Guitar 🎸 Solo:
A augmentedA  D MajorD E7E7 A augmentedA

🎸 Verse 4:
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Well you can jump off a roof
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Pretend you can fly
D MajorD
Maybe you'll bounce
D MajorD
Maybe you'll die
A7A7
Maybe you'll splat
          E7E7
And flap until that

🎸 Verse 5:
       A augmentedA
Well, you can practice your bongo
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Go to the Congo
  D MajorD
Get lost on safari
D MajorD
Ask "Where the hell are we "
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Speak in Swahili
   E MajorE             A augmentedA
They tell me that a lot of them do

Guitar 🎸 Solo:
A augmentedA  D MajorD A augmentedA  F7F7 E7E7 A7A7

🎸 Verse 6:
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Talk on the phone
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Call up the coast
D MajorD
Call up collect
D MajorD
Dial direct
A7A7
Reverse the charges
            E7E7
If they accept, they're home

🎸 Verse 7:
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Or, you can go overseas
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Speak Japanese
D MajorD
Buy a new Sony
   A augmentedA
They make great TV's
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Do the Watusi
E7E7         A augmentedA
Watch "I Love Lucy" too

🎸 Interlude:
A augmentedA  D MajorD G+G E MajorE A augmentedA N.C.

🎸 Outro:
  E MajorE                         A augmentedA
But don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do
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Well, well, well, well, well, well
E7E7                         E MajorE E7E7 A augmentedA
Don't let nobody tell you that there's nothin' to do