Taekwondo chords by Walk Off The Earth

Verse 1:
 C
I learned guitar just to play you this song
 F
I took français just to give you le monde
   Am                    G
I'll jack you a car even though it's wrong, woah-oh, woah-oh
   C
I'll peel you a grape and I'll feed you a prawn
   F
I'll bake you a cake and I'll water your lawn
   Am                     G
I use the crummy paddle when we play ping-pong, woah-oh, woah-oh

Refrain:
(Say, I say)
C

Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing

'Bout a thing, no
F
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing

'Bout a thing, no
 Am
'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything
 G
I got your back

Chorus:
      C
I'm taking taekwondo

If people mess with you
   F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
          Am
I got the situation under control
               G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

Post-Chorus:
             C
I said, 'cause you're my number one (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh)
     F
You're my number one (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh)
      Am
I got your back for sure
               G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau


Verse 2:
 C
I grew you some kale 'cause you don't eat meat
  F
I like your pictures and I'll favorite your tweets
  Am                        G
I harvest silkworms just to make you some sheets, woah-oh, woah-oh


Refrain:

(Say, I say)
C
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing

'Bout a thing, no
F
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing

'Bout a thing, no
 Am
'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything
 G
I got your back

Chorus:
     C
I'm taking taekwondo

If people mess with you
   F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
          Am
I got the situation under control
               G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
            C
I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo

If people mess with you
   F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
          Am
I got the situation under control
               G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

Post-Chorus:
I said, 'cause you're my number one (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh)
     F
You're my number one (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh)
      Am
I got your back for sure
               G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

(Say, I say)

Bridge:
C
I'mma break it down in the rap part
F
'Cause you're my half-heart, the poem in my Hallmark
Am
Cardiac arrest'll hit the chest of any man with willingness
G
To mess with the mistress
C
I will throw a kick to your voicebox
F
My tiger claw will knock your socks off
Am
Any tough chopper was a death strap? Will be lying
G
Flat on the back in a turnwheel

Chorus:
     C
I'm taking taekwondo

If people mess with you
   F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
          Am
I got the situation under control
               G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
             C
I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo

(He's taking taekwondo)

If people mess with you
   F
I'll kick 'em with my toe

(He's gonna kick you with his big toe)
          Am
I got the situation under control
               G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

Post-Chorus:
             C
I said, 'cause you're my number one

('Cause you're my number one)
     F
You're my number one

('Cause you're my number one)
      Am
I got your back for sure

(I got your back, you know)
               G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

(Say, I say)