Warm Beer Cold Women chords by Tom Waits

This is about a um...I'd kinda reached the end of an emotional cul de sac one particular evening um.
It's a strange sort of evening, I ending up at a little fine old place called 'The Three little Pigs'.
Well I was staring at the beer nuts and the swizzle sticks and the,
the three little pigs and I was getting a lot of visual and verbal insubordination
from a double knit character in the corner.

Intro:  Ebmaj9  |  Cm7  |  F9  |  Bb  | single notes Bb C D

VERSE 1:

Ebmaj9             Cm7    F9
Warm beer and cold women, I just don't fit in
Bb
Every Joint I stumbled into tonight
Eb                         s.n. Bb C D
That's just how it's been.
          Eb          Cm7
All these double knit strangers with
F9                Bb
Gin and vermouth, and recycled stories
       Eb                s.n. Eb F G
In the naugahyde booths.

            Ab       Bb       Emaj9       Cm7
And the platinum blondes, and tobacco brunettes,
F9
I'll just be drinkin to forget you babe,
Bb        Eb                 s.n. Eb F G
I'll lite another cigarette.
        Ab             Bb          Emaj9  Cm7
And the band's playin' something by Tammy Wynette,
F9                    Bb   Eb     s.n. Bb C D
And the drinks are on me tonight.

Ebmaj9                   Cm7                F9
all my conversations now I'll just be talkin' about you baby
Bb                                      Eb       s.n. Bb C D
ah, borin' some sailor as I try to get through
          Eb          Cm7
I just want him to listen now
F9
I said that's all you have to do
Bb
he said I'm better off without you
       Eb                s.n. Eb F G
till I showed him my tattoo

        Ab       Bb       Emaj9       Cm7
now the moon's rising ain't got no time to lose
F9
time to get down to drinking
Bb        Eb                 s.n. Eb F G
tell the band to play the blues
        Ab             Bb          Emaj9  Cm7
drink's are on me, I'll buy couple rounds
F9                    Bb   Eb     s.n. Bb C D
at the last ditch attempt saloon

instrumental verse

Ebmaj9             Cm7    F9
Warm beer and cold women, oh I just don't fit in
Bb
Every Joint I stumbled into tonight
          Eb                         s.n. Bb C D
That's just how it's been.
          Eb          Cm7
All these double knit strangers with
F9                Bb
Gin and vermouth, and receding hairlines
       Eb                s.n. Eb F G
In the naugahyde booths.

            Ab       Bb       Emaj9       Cm7
And the platinum blondes, tobacco brunettes,
F9
I'll just be drinkin to forget you babe,
Bb        Eb                 s.n. Eb F G
I'll lite menthol cigarette.
        Ab             Bb          Emaj9  Cm7
And the band's playin' something by Johnny Barnett,
F9                    Bb   Eb     s.n. Bb C D