I Know I'm Unhappy chords by Loudon Wainwright Iii

Verse 1:
 D
I know I'm unhappy
 A
I know things aren't right
G                    D
For instance last week I got drunk every night

Verse 2:
 D
I know that I'm angry
 A
I know I'm afraid
G                D
I rarely make love I mostly get laid

Verse 3:
 D
I know I'm unhealthy
  A
No doctor would doubt
G                      D   A
My dreams are all bad and; my hairs falling out

Chorus:
G                             Em
When you get the blues and; you want to shoot yourself in the head
Em
It's alright, it's alright
   G
Go ahead
G
Do the monkey do the pony
              Em
Do the slop do the boogaloo twist
Em                     G
Cut your throat, Cut your throat, Cut your wrist

Middle 8:
 D         G
When you tire of wordly toil
 D        G
Shuffle off this mortal coil
 D       G
Turn your body back to soil
 C  D
It's OK, It's OK

Chorus:
G
When you get hung up
            Em
Hang yourself up by the neck
Em                   G