Heaven chords by Loudon Wainwright Iii

• Capo on 4th

Capo 2 (3/4 time)

Intro:
C G C

Verse 1:
     C     G      C
There'll be lots of drinking in Heaven
F           C
Smoking and eating and sex
   F           C
What you didn't do in this life, bad for you,
    D7         G
Will be totally cool in the next
  C        G      C
In Heaven there'll be beer for breakfast
  F           E7sus4/B  E7
At lunch it's tequila and wine
    F             C
And the soup served with dinner is made with paint thinner
    D      G      C   G
And the morning hereafter feels fine, Oh

Verse 2:
    C      G     C
Good behaviour will get you to heaven
   F                C
It's Beulah Land, that's where you're bound
   F            C
But nobody makes nice up there in paradise
     D7            G
When you get up there then you get down
    C      G      C
And the angels have ashtrays in Heaven
   F        E7sus4/B  E7
Saint Peter puffs on a cigar
       F              C
that's right smoking's allowed, it's what makes all those clouds
    D       G     C  G
and you don't have to sit at the bar, Oh

Verse 3:
     C      G     C
And they eat all day long up in Heaven
  F        C
And nobody ever gets fat
    F          C
No not one calorie and the ice cream is free
     D7           G
It comes in a pint, quart, or a vat
     C      G    C
And it's just one big orgy in Heaven
  F         E7sus4/B  E7
And nobody ever says "no"
     F               C
And it's front, sideways, back, and you start to lose track
    D        G     C G
But you don't lose your get up and go, Oh

Verse 4:
     C     G      C
There'll be lots of drinking in Heaven
F           C
Smoking and eating and sex
   F           C
What you didn't do in this life, bad for you,
    D7         G
Will be totally cool in the next
  C        G      C
In Heaven there'll be beer for breakfast
  F            E7sus4/B  E7
At lunch it's sambucca and wine
    F             C
The gazpacho with dinner is made with paint thinner
    D      G      C   G