Unrequited To The Nth Degree chords by Loudon Wainwright Iii

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Key: B minorBm

Difficulty: Novice

Intro:
Bm7Bm7 C majorC G+G D MajorD  x2

Verse 1:
N.C.    Bm7Bm7         C majorC
Oh when I die and it won't be long
           G+G             D MajorD
Hey you're gonna be sorry that you treated me wrong
           Bm7Bm7            C majorC
Yeah you're gonna be sorry that you treated me bad
       G+G             D MajorD         G+G
Hey and if there's an after life I'll gloat and I'll be glad

Verse 2:
N.C.     Bm7Bm7            C majorC
Might be a plane crash, or some sort of OD
                 G+G         D MajorD
Hey there's going to be a photograph with my obituary
                Bm7Bm7
You're gonna see it and you'll cry
             C majorC
You're gonna wanna wear black
       G+G            D MajorD            G+G
Hey I'll be dead but you can bet your life, I'm gonna get you back

Verse 3:
N.C.      Bm7Bm7          C majorC
I'm tired of being left up on your shelf
          G+G          D MajorD
I might not wait around, might kill myself
          Bm7Bm7              C majorC
Not only would you miss me, but you'd feel guilty to
      G+G          D MajorD             G+G
Oh I'd be dead but it'd be too late the joke would be on you


Verse 4:
N.C.   Bm7Bm7      C majorC
Ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho
               G+G
Chuckle chuckle chuckle chuckle
               D MajorD
Snigger snigger snigger snigger
                    Bm7Bm7
Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw Guffaw
                       C majorC
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk
G+G  D MajorD

Verse 5:
N.C.        Bm7Bm7             C majorC
So you better take warning, start treating me good
         G+G            D MajorD
Start doing the things that I think you should
          Bm7Bm7             C majorC
And you better not pout and no you better not cry
      G+G          D MajorD           G+G
The grim reaper is a-comin' to town and I just might die