When You're Evil chords by Voltaire

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Voltaire fan as I am. I kinda got tired of there being no good tabs for any
Voltaire songs, so I decided to make my own. I found out how to play over
half his songs on my own, all by ear! His guitar riffs are very simple. This
is my first tab. Enjoy and rate please!! =]



Voltaire - When You're Evil

Tuning: Full Step Down [D]

NOTE!! : parenthesised chords are the chords in terms of sound!

INTRO:
         Dm)
When the Devil is too busy
    Dm)
And Death's a bit too much
     Gm)
They call on me by name you see,
Gm)
For my special touch.
       Dm)
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
       Dm)
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
    Gm)
But call me by any name
Dm)
Any way it's all the same
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        Dm)
I'm the fly in your soup
        Dm)
I'm the pebble in your shoe
        Gm)
I'm the pea beneath your bed
      Gm)
I'm a bump on every head
        Dm)
I'm the peel on which you slip
      Dm)
I'm a pin in every hip
        Gm)
I'm the thorn in your side
          Gm)
Makes you wriggle and writhe
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Chorus

Dm)
  And it's so easy when you're evil
A5)
  This is the life, you see
    Dm)
The Devil tips his hat to me
Dm)
  I do it all because I'm evil
      A5)
And I do it all for free
     Dm)
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
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Play Verse Here

While there's children to make sad

While there's candy to be had

while there's pockets left to pick

While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs

I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner

It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it

'Cause there's one born every minute
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Play Chorus Here

And it's so easy when you're evil

This is the life, you see

The Devil tips his hat to me

I do it all because I'm evil

And I do it all for free

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
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Bridge:

Gm)
I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
    Gm)
And I promise on my damned soul
              Dm)
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
    Dm)
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
                  Gm)
Not only does his job, but does it happily.
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Play Verse Here

I'm the fear that keeps you awake

I'm the shadows on the wall

I'm the monsters they become

I'm the nightmare in your skull

I'm a dagger in your back

An extra turn upon the rack

I'm the quivering of your heart

A stabbing pain, a sudden start.
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Play Chorus Here

And it's so easy when you're evil

This is the life, you see

The Devil tips his hat to me

I do it all because I'm evil

And I do it all for free

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

And I do it all for free

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

And I do it all for free

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
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Bridge 2:

Dm)
It gets so lonely being evil
         A5)
What I'd do to see a smile
Dm)
Even for a little while
Dm)
  And no one loves you when you're evil
    A5)
I'm lying through my teeth!
     Dm)
Your tears are all the company I need
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Outro: