The Vampire Club chords by Voltaire

Simple and fun song. =]- I think the instrumental section is just Bb-F.

intro

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F
the moon was full and the color of blood
the night the pirates came to the vampire club
C

their leader was tall and snide and slim
F
he looked like a gay captain morgan.
F
well, he recognized a vampire from his school
and he did something that was most uncool
C
he said 'hey everybody, see the fool in the cape?
F
his name is bernie weinstein and he's in the 8th grade!'

(CHORUS)

F
fangs were flying, capes were torn
                                 Bb
hell hath no fury like a vampire scorned
                            F
the number one rule in this game:
                           Bb
never call one by his real name
                                F
wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
by pointy boots in a rush
C
and boris at the bar orders a bud and says,
F
'it's just another night at the vampire club.'

missi lost a fang in the ladies room
and we all laughed and called her snaggletooth!
and dee was mad cause he broke his cane
and he flushed his contacts down the drain
there was so much angst after the fight
vlad and akasha broke up that night
while some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo
that use to be 'father' you-know-who

well, it's hard to believe but we're still around
and when we hang out it's always upside down
dressed in black from toe to head singing
'bela lugosi's still undead!'
a gaggle of goths is a peaceful site
we'd do anything to avoid a fight
but if you really want to see some gore and blood