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The Trouble With Tribbles Chords by Voltaire

The Trouble With Tribbles chords by Voltaire

Guitar chords with lyrics

CHORDS: Em,B7,Am
Tuning: D,G,C,F,A,D

Em                                           B7
I worked on a garbage skowl near the neutral zone

Em                Am          B7               Em
And Im sure you've heard what occurs when a fella is alone

Em           Am                   Em              B7
I was mighty lonley there, till I met a man named Jones

Em              Am                   B7                        B7 Em
And he sold me a muff, coverd in fluff so I would,t have to spank my bone

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CHORUS
Am              Em           Am                Em
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go

Am                Em                   B7
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's

Am                    Em         Am             Em
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole

Am                                 B7
But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole.



Em                 Am               Em        B7
That mate there is scotty, he's our chief engineer

Em                           Am                      B7                B7 Em
And he's never had a ho, cause most don't know he's as queer as vulcan beer

Em                   Am          Em                B7
I caught him with some tribbles, I said "boy are you dumb"?

Em                Am                     B7                    B7 Em
"Hear my song your doing it wrong" he was shoving them up his bum.



CHORUS
Am              Em           Am                Em
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go

Am                Em                   B7
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's

Am                    Em         Am             Em
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole

Am                                 B7
But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole.



Em              Am           Em              B7
Klingon captain Koloth, he's mean as he is shrewd

Em                 Em      B7                          B7 Em
And on shore leave, he got us peeved because he is very rude.

Em                Am          Em             B7
We beamed all of our tribbles to Koloth and his crew

Em                Am             B7               B7 Em
But from the yells we couldn't tell, who was raping who



CHORUS
Am              Em           Am                Em
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go

Am                Em                   B7
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's

Am                    Em         Am             Em
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole

Am                                 B7
But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole.



Am                                Em
Bones says these critters are all pregnant when there born

Am                          Em
I had just one now I have a thousand maybe more

Am                    Em
I have so many now, I know just what to do

B7
I think I'll start an intersteller heavy petting zoo.

Em        Am     Em       B7
I was on K7 when I saw Mr Jones

Em                      Am                    B7                B7 Em
I gave him what for and said theirs more I've come to pick a bone.

Em                    Am       Em                       B7
That tribble that you sold me, it didn't have a hole to screw

Em                Am           B7                              B7 Em
"You dope" he said you don't screw them you let those things screw you



CHORUS
Am              Em           Am                Em
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go

Am                Em                  B7
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have a dozen of them in your hole

Am                    Em         Am             Em
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my rump

Am                     Em              B7
cause the nice thing about these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute

And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute

And you can put them in your bum.

I guess scotty was right after all "I told ya laddie"



Em                 Am           Em               B7
So go back to your quarters and on your bunk you lay

Em                    Am            B7                B7 Em
You hope an prey that on our way we pass a bird of prey

Em                Am             Em              B7
Tribbles hate the Klongons, they realy make them go

Em             Am             B7              B7 Em
They get irate and they vibrate up in your hiney hole



CHORUS
Am              Em           Am                Em
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go

Am                Em                  B7
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have a dozen of them in your hole

Am                    Em         Am             Em
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my rump

Am                     Em              B7
cause the nice thing about these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute

And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute

And you can put them in your bum.

These tribbles boldly going, into your frankin hole

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