Happy Birthday My Olde Friend chords by Voltaire

[INTRO](repeat)

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Grab the chair, boys! We've got another bucket kicker!

[INTRO]

Dm                     A7
Happy Birthday my olde friend
                                     Dm
It seems this horror show will never end
                       A7
Any moment's your last breath
                                 Dm
Here is to another day closer to death

Dm
The cake is on the table, And it is awfully bright
      Gm
'Cause there's so many candles on top
    Dm
But you are so decrepit, Your chest so tight
         A7                                 Dm
When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop. (Popping sound)



You cannot complain Each time you feel a pain
       Gm
Though you have arthritis and gout
       Dm
'Cause when you start kvetching All your teeth fall out



   A7            A7        A7           A7
So have another cigarette, Have another beer,
A7                  (add 1st string 3rd fret to chord)
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)



Dm                     A7
Happy Birthday my olde friend
                                     Dm
It seems this horror show will never end
                       A7
Any moment's your last breath
                                 Dm
Here is to another day closer to death



     Dm
Your skin is so worn out and old
A7
All over your body it's sagging
   Dm
Especially loose is your old caboose,
       A7             A7           Dm
You're dragging it behind you in a wagon.



      Dm
Well, you're an alcoholic And you're blind and deaf
    A7
And you have Alzheimer's I bet.
       Dm
You're too old to remember, But you're too drunk to forget.



   A7            A7        A7           A7
So have another cigarette, Have another beer,
A7                  (add 1st string 3rd fret to chord)
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)



Dm                     A7
Happy Birthday my olde friend
                                     Dm
It seems this horror show will never end
                       A7
Any moment's your last breath
                                 Dm
Here is to another day closer to death



C                            Dm
You're so old you smell like dust,
C                            Dm
And now your bones begin to rust.
C                           Dm
See that face, it's full of wrinkles.



   A7            A7        A7           A7
So have another cigarette, Have another beer,
A7                  (add 1st string 3rd fret to chord)
Raise that chair to one more year. (RAISE!)



Dm                     A7
Happy Birthday my olde friend
                                     Dm
It seems this horror show will never end
                       A7
Any moment's your last breath
                                 Dm
Here is to another day closer to death

Dm                     A7
Happy Birthday my olde friend
                                     Dm
It seems this horror show will never end
                       A7
Any moment's your last breath

Here is to another day closer...
Gm A7   A7    Dm
to your sweet death

(strum to end)

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