The Trouble With Tribbles chords by Voltaire

Chords with lyrics

CHORDS: Em,B7,Am
Tuning: D,G,C,F,A,D

E minorEm                      B7B7
I worked on a garbage skowl near the neutral zone

E minorEm        A minorAm     B7B7        E minorEm
And Im sure you've heard what occurs when a fella is alone

E minorEm      A minorAm          E minorEm       B7B7
I was mighty lonley there, till I met a man named Jones

E minorEm       A minorAm          B7B7            B7B7 E minorEm
And he sold me a muff, coverd in fluff so I would,t have to spank my bone

CHORUS
A minorAm       E minorEm      A minorAm        E minorEm
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go

A minorAm        E minorEm          B7B7
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's

A minorAm          E minorEm     A minorAm       E minorEm
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole

A minorAm                 B7B7
But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole.


E minorEm         A minorAm        E minorEm    B7B7
That mate there is scotty, he's our chief engineer

E minorEm              A minorAm           B7B7        B7B7 E minorEm
And he's never had a ho, cause most don't know he's as queer as vulcan beer

E minorEm          A minorAm     E minorEm        B7B7
I caught him with some tribbles, I said "boy are you dumb"?

E minorEm        A minorAm           B7B7          B7B7 E minorEm
"Hear my song your doing it wrong" he was shoving them up his bum.


CHORUS
A minorAm       E minorEm      A minorAm        E minorEm
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go

A minorAm        E minorEm          B7B7
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's

A minorAm          E minorEm     A minorAm       E minorEm
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole

A minorAm                 B7B7
But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole.

E minorEm       A minorAm      E minorEm       B7B7
Klingon captain Koloth, he's mean as he is shrewd

E minorEm         E minorEm   B7B7             B7B7 E minorEm
And on shore leave, he got us peeved because he is very rude.

E minorEm        A minorAm     E minorEm       B7B7
We beamed all of our tribbles to Koloth and his crew

E minorEm        A minorAm       B7B7        B7B7 E minorEm
But from the yells we couldn't tell, who was raping who


CHORUS
A minorAm       E minorEm      A minorAm        E minorEm
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go

A minorAm        E minorEm          B7B7
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have an endless supply of ho's

A minorAm          E minorEm     A minorAm       E minorEm
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my pole

A minorAm                 B7B7
But the trouble with these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole, there fuzzy and there cute

But I can never find the hole.


A minorAm                E minorEm
Bones says these critters are all pregnant when there born

A minorAm             E minorEm
I had just one now I have a thousand maybe more

A minorAm          E minorEm
I have so many now, I know just what to do

B7B7
I think I'll start an intersteller heavy petting zoo.

E minorEm    A minorAm   E minorEm    B7B7
I was on K7 when I saw Mr Jones

E minorEm           A minorAm          B7B7        B7B7 E minorEm
I gave him what for and said theirs more I've come to pick a bone.

E minorEm          A minorAm    E minorEm            B7B7
That tribble that you sold me, it didn't have a hole to screw

E minorEm        A minorAm      B7B7               B7B7 E minorEm
"You dope" he said you don't screw them you let those things screw you


CHORUS
A minorAm       E minorEm      A minorAm        E minorEm
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go

A minorAm        E minorEm         B7B7
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have a dozen of them in your hole

A minorAm          E minorEm     A minorAm       E minorEm
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my rump

A minorAm           E minorEm       B7B7
cause the nice thing about these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute

And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute

And you can put them in your bum.

I guess scotty was right after all "I told ya laddie"


E minorEm         A minorAm      E minorEm        B7B7
So go back to your quarters and on your bunk you lay

E minorEm          A minorAm      B7B7        B7B7 E minorEm
You hope an prey that on our way we pass a bird of prey

E minorEm        A minorAm       E minorEm       B7B7
Tribbles hate the Klongons, they realy make them go

E minorEm       A minorAm       B7B7       B7B7 E minorEm
They get irate and they vibrate up in your hiney hole


CHORUS
A minorAm       E minorEm      A minorAm        E minorEm
Get your self a tribble, and then your good to go

A minorAm        E minorEm         B7B7
If you got enough quadrotriticale, you'll have a dozen of them in your hole

A minorAm          E minorEm     A minorAm       E minorEm
I grabbed myself some vaseline and slatherd up my rump

A minorAm           E minorEm       B7B7
cause the nice thing about these tribbles, there fuzzy and there cute

And you can put them in your bum, there fuzzy and there cute

And you can put them in your bum.

These tribbles boldly going, into your frankin hole