Happy Birthday My Olde Friend chords by Voltaire

Chords with lyrics

[INTRO](repeat)

e|--10--|
BB|--10--|
G+G|--10--|
D MajorD|--xx--|
A augmentedA|--xx--|
E MajorE|--xx--|

Grab the chair, boys! We've got another bucket kicker!

[INTRO]

DmDm           A7A7
Happy Birthday my olde friend
                   DmDm
It seems this horror show will never end
            A7A7
Any moment's your last breath
                 DmDm
Here is to another day closer to death

DmDm
The cake is on the table, And it is awfully bright
   G minorGm
'Cause there's so many candles on top
  DmDm
But you are so decrepit, Your chest so tight
     A7A7                 DmDm
When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop. (Popping sound)


You cannot complain Each time you feel a pain
    G minorGm
Though you have arthritis and gout
    DmDm
'Cause when you start kvetching All your teeth fall out


  A7A7      A7A7    A7A7      A7A7
So have another cigarette, Have another beer,
A7A7         (add 1st string 3rd fret to chord)
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)


DmDm           A7A7
Happy Birthday my olde friend
                   DmDm
It seems this horror show will never end
            A7A7
Any moment's your last breath
                 DmDm
Here is to another day closer to death

   DmDm
Your skin is so worn out and old
A7A7
All over your body it's sagging
  DmDm
Especially loose is your old caboose,
    A7A7       A7A7      DmDm
You're dragging it behind you in a wagon.


   DmDm
Well, you're an alcoholic And you're blind and deaf
  A7A7
And you have Alzheimer's I bet.
    DmDm
You're too old to remember, But you're too drunk to forget.


  A7A7      A7A7    A7A7      A7A7
So have another cigarette, Have another beer,
A7A7         (add 1st string 3rd fret to chord)
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)


DmDm           A7A7
Happy Birthday my olde friend
                   DmDm
It seems this horror show will never end
            A7A7
Any moment's your last breath
                 DmDm
Here is to another day closer to death


C majorC              DmDm
You're so old you smell like dust,
C majorC              DmDm
And now your bones begin to rust.
C majorC              DmDm
See that face, it's full of wrinkles.


  A7A7      A7A7    A7A7      A7A7
So have another cigarette, Have another beer,
A7A7         (add 1st string 3rd fret to chord)
Raise that chair to one more year. (RAISE!)


DmDm           A7A7
Happy Birthday my olde friend
                   DmDm
It seems this horror show will never end
            A7A7
Any moment's your last breath
                 DmDm
Here is to another day closer to death

DmDm           A7A7
Happy Birthday my olde friend
                   DmDm
It seems this horror show will never end
            A7A7
Any moment's your last breath

Here is to another day closer...
G minorGm A7A7  A7A7  DmDm
to your sweet death

(strum to end)

e|--10--|
BB|--10--|
G+G|--10--|
D MajorD|--xx--|
A augmentedA|--xx--|
E MajorE|--xx--|