Cannibal Buffet chords by Voltaire

Chords with lyrics

There seems to be a shortage of tabs and chords for songs by Voltaire. So I tried to
out the chords for Cannibal Buffet. I think they're mostly accurate, but I might've missed
Feel free to PM me if you notice any errors.

NOTE: This is for standard tuning. Apparantly, Voltaire prefers to play with his guitar
down a whole step. It still sounds the same way though.

         DmDm
Well, I was on a cruise ship out at sea, my fiancée and me
       G minorGm       DmDm
The ship went down, everybody drowned
  A augmentedA          A7A7         DmDm
And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me
   DmDm
Well, I was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess
     G minorGm       DmDm
And so I washed up on a beach
   A augmentedA         A7A7       DmDm
Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me.

      DmDm    Bb majorBb       DmDm
I'm in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet
      A augmentedA            DmDm
I'm feeling well; they like me that way
             G minorGm         DmDm
See, if you really wanna know what's eatin' me
     A augmentedA        A7A7       DmDm
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

         DmDm
Oh, trouble was afoot - they were eatin' mine
Toein' the party line,
         G minorGm          DmDm
I was startin' to feel, "these guys are heels"
    A augmentedA           A7A7        DmDm
But, the truth be told, these cannibals have got sole
   DmDm
Hey, numbskull, look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee
       G minorGm        DmDm
You ain't humerus, stop ribbin' me
 A augmentedA        A7A7         DmDm
Have a spine, bone up on settin' me free

(Chorus)

Bb majorBb   DmDm    Bb majorBb    DmDm
Missionaries came to this place
   Bb majorBb      DmDm
They taught us manners
    A augmentedA     A7A7     DmDm
Now we cannibals always say grace...
(Thank you Good Lord for this weiner we're about to eat, and the
sweet buns we're gonna stick it in)
AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE!!