Too Fat Polka chords by Bobby Vinton

Chords with lyrics

This chart is very roughly chorded - feel free to correct it if you feel inclined.

A augmentedA
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
 D MajorD
She's too fat for me
 A augmentedA
She's too fat for me
 D MajorD
She's too fat for me
A augmentedA
I don't want her, you can have her,
 D MajorD
She's too fat for me
 G+G       A augmentedA
She's too fat, she's too fat
 D MajorD    A augmentedA    D MajorD
She's too fat for me

G+G
I get dizzy
    D MajorD
I get numbo
     A augmentedA
When I'm dancing
     D MajorD
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo


G+G
She's a twosome,
     D MajorD
She's a foursome
     A augmentedA
If she'd lose some
     D MajorD
I would like her more some


G+G
Can she prance up a hill?
         D MajorD
No, no, no, no, no
 D MajorD
Can she dance a quadrille?
         G+G
No, no, no, no, no
 G+G
Does she fit in your coupe?
 C majorC          A minorAm
By herself she's a group
 A augmentedA
Could she possibly
 G+G
Sit upon your knee?
 A augmentedA  D MajorD  G+G
No, no, no