The Sad Sad Alpha Man chords by Vinny Marchi

Intro:

Gm                    G      C     Gm
  (You Do not have to accept her rejection.)
       C      Gm  C Gm
(Uh   so )


Verse 1:
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A long, long time ago there was an alpha man
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Whose travels 'long the lonely road would cause a cage of hands
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And tantrums of a temper throne would fill his voice of class
   Gm               C              Gm
As ladies fair fell in despair and then reject his ass

Verse 2:
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The sad, sad alpha man was often quite disturbed
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'Cause he believed when hearing no the choice just wasn’t hers
    Gm                            G              C
And like a boy he would annoy and though she insisted
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He would pester on and say, (why would you not be interested)


Chorus:
Gm                  G                   C
Hey ho, simple men, you aren't owed her affection
    Gm                 Gm           G               C
You toss the blame all everywhere except within the mirror
          Gm                  G               C
When they say no, simple men, you deserve her rejection
       Gm              C             Gm             C   Gm
'Cause you expect your disrespect to come off as sincere


Verse 3:
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The sad, sad alpha had his message engineered
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For calling out to any other troubled alphas near
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But sad to him was no response, a pin drop could be heard
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And all alone he dared to find more ladies to disturb


Verse 4:
    Gm N.C.                  G N.C.         C N.C.
The sad, sad alpha man would get put in his place
       Gm N.C.        Gm  N.C.          G N.C.            C N.C.
'Cause many times and many drinks would get thrown in his face
    Gm N.C.                          G N.C.          C N.C.
And though the alpha likely will one day get sent to jail
 Gm N.C.            C N.C.       Gm N.C.        C     Gm
'Til that day he'll carry on and rarely cut the nails


Chorus:
Gm  N.C.
Hey ho, simple men, you aren't owed her affection
    N.C.
You toss the blame all everywhere except within the mirror
          Gm                  G               C
When they say no, simple men, you deserve her rejection
       Gm              C             Gm             C     Gm
'Cause you expect your disrespect to come off as sincere (Hey!)


Chorus:
Gm                  G                   C
Hey ho, simple men, you aren't owed her affection
    Gm                 Gm           G               C
You toss the blame all everywhere except within the mirror
          Gm                  G               C
When they say no, simple men, you deserve her rejection
       Gm              C             Gm             C   Gm
'Cause you expect your disrespect to come off as sincere


Outro:
  Gm                        G            C
A long, long time ago there was an alpha man
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Claiming to have cracked the code to have a woman’s hand
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But little did he know that what he thinks is fucking weird
   Gm            C                 Gm
So listen up and learn respect and maybe shave the beard