Uno Ii chords by Viagra Boys

• Difficulty: Intermediate 💪

Key: G#m

Intro:

Bm   D   F#m  Bm   D   F#m
Bm


Verse 1:
Bm                               D
"I found a crouton underneath a futon", mamma said
F#m
I couldn't eat it 'cause all my teeth are gone
        Bm                  D
My personality is based on food now
             F#m
Take it from Bogdan, he's my veterinarian
                   Bm
His folks are from Croatia
                          D
They've been through some shit, man
                   F#m
I seem like such a bitch when I talk about Swedish politics
              Bm                          D                                  F#m
Or maybe he's Australian, I never really listen when he's talking 'bout himself

Interlude:
Bm   D   F#m     Bm   D   F#m


Verse 2:
                    Bm                         D
When I see my veterinarian, it feels a little scary
                    F#m
And I sleep a weird sleep and I wake up in an area
                   Bm                         D
In the back of a facility the doctors do activities
                          F#m
That involve the trade of rotten teeth of еxotic breeds especially
             Bm
Is Bogdan my enеmy?
                 D
Does he want the best for me?
                     F#m
What's he doing with my teeth?
F#m
Is he taking them to Australia?


Interlude:
Bm   D   F#m     Bm   D   F#m


Chorus:
    Bm
His folks have seen some shit
  D
I seem like such a bitch
    F#m
His folks have seen some shit
F#m
I seem like such a bitch
  Bm
I seem like such a bitch
  D
I seem like such a bitch
  F#m
I seem like such a bitch (I seem like such a—)


Outro:
Bm                               D
"I found a crouton underneath a futon", mamma said
F#m
I couldn't eat it 'cause all my teeth are gone
        Bm                  D
My personality is based on food now
             F#m
Take it from Bogdan, he's my veterinarian
                   Bm
His folks are from Croatia
                          D
They've been through some shit, man
                   F#m
I seem like such a bitch when I talk about Swedish politics