Uno Ii chords by Viagra Boys

• Difficulty: Intermediate

Key: G#m

Intro:

Bm  D  F#m Bm  D  F#m
Bm


Verse 1:
Bm                D
"I found a crouton underneath a futon", mamma said
F#m
I couldn't eat it 'cause all my teeth are gone
    Bm         D
My personality is based on food now
       F#m
Take it from Bogdan, he's my veterinarian
          Bm
His folks are from Croatia
             D
They've been through some shit, man
          F#m
I seem like such a bitch when I talk about Swedish politics
       Bm             D                 F#m
Or maybe he's Australian, I never really listen when he's talking 'bout himself

Interlude:
Bm  D  F#m   Bm  D  F#m


Verse 2:
          Bm             D
When I see my veterinarian, it feels a little scary
          F#m
And I sleep a weird sleep and I wake up in an area
          Bm             D
In the back of a facility the doctors do activities
             F#m
That involve the trade of rotten teeth of еxotic breeds especially
       Bm
Is Bogdan my enеmy?
         D
Does he want the best for me?
           F#m
What's he doing with my teeth?
F#m
Is he taking them to Australia?


Interlude:
Bm  D  F#m   Bm  D  F#m


Chorus:
  Bm
His folks have seen some shit
 D
I seem like such a bitch
  F#m
His folks have seen some shit
F#m
I seem like such a bitch
 Bm
I seem like such a bitch
 D
I seem like such a bitch
 F#m
I seem like such a bitch (I seem like such a—)


Outro:
Bm                D
"I found a crouton underneath a futon", mamma said
F#m
I couldn't eat it 'cause all my teeth are gone
    Bm         D
My personality is based on food now
       F#m
Take it from Bogdan, he's my veterinarian
          Bm
His folks are from Croatia
             D
They've been through some shit, man
          F#m
I seem like such a bitch when I talk about Swedish politics