Toad chords by Viagra Boys

Intro:

Am Dm

You know, I been thinkin' about something lately, baby
Come sit down here, I got something to tell you
You know, these past few days have been magical
You made me feel like a hundred bucks last night
And the breakfast you cooked up this morning tasted
like it was made from the big restaurant in the sky
Nonetheless, I noticed lately that you been thinkin' about settling down
And uh, gettin' us a little cabin in the woods together
Maybe couple chickens, couple dogs, couple kids
And you know, and I
You know, I really think that sounds lovely, baby, but uh
I got something real important to tell ya
So I hope you're sitting down
Here it comes, baby

Verse 1:
       Am       Dm   Am
Well, I don't need no woman tellin' me
Am              Dm   Am
When to go bed and when to brush my teeth
Am              Dm         Am
Girl, if you ain't my mama, please don't try to be
Am
Yeah, you can't change this old hound dog
   Dm      Am
No, you can't fix me, what, what?
Am
I'ma keep a-hootin' and a-hollerin'
        Dm        Am
And drinkin' liquor and gettin' high
Am
I'm never gonna be the man you want me to be
    Dm     Am
I'm a rebel till I die


Chorus:
     Am      Dm
He don't need no woman
     Am      Dm
He don't need no man
     Am      Dm
He don't need no woman
     Am      Dm
He don't need no man
Am

Verse 2:
Am                       Dm    Am
'Cause I been living on the outskirts of society my whole life
Am                                 Dm
And I ain't never gonna be like all the stupid things that you like
       Am        Dm
Never gonna like them, ma'am
Am
Yeah, I don't need no woman
 Dm        Am
Need no, need no man
                Dm   Am
To tell me what I can't do or what I can
Am Dm Am
Am Dm Am

Chorus:
     Am      Dm
He don't need no woman
     Am      Dm
He don't need no man
     Am      Dm
He don't need no woman
     Am      Dm
He don't need no man

Verse 3:
Am              Dm        Am
Well, I don't need no woman, no woman telling me
Am              Dm       Am
When to go to bed, when to pick up all my things
Am                   Dm  Am
Girl, I don't need to clean my room until I want to
Am               Dm       Am
'Cause I'm a free man, baby, I belong to the open road
Am
And by the time the morning comes, honey
     Dm               Am
I'll be hoppin' on out of here like a frog or a toad
Am         Dm  Am
(Just like a toad)
Am         Dm  Am
(Just like a toad)

Chorus:
     Am      Dm
He don't need no woman
     Am      Dm
He don't need no man
     Am      Dm
He don't need no woman
(I don't need no woman telling me)
     Am      Dm
He don't need no man

Outro:
     Am      Dm
He don't need no woman
     Am      Dm
He don't need no man