In Spite Of Ourselves chords by Viagra Boys

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
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Verse 1:
G
She don't like her eggs all runny
G
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
C
She looks down her nose at money
    G
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
D

She's my baby, I'm her honey
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She's my baby, I'm never gonna let her go

Verse 2:
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He ain't been laid in a month of Sunday
  G
I caught him once, and he was sniffin' my undies
   C
He ain't too sharp, but he gets things done
G
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
D
He's my baby, and I'm his honey
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He's my baby, I'm never gonna let him go

Verse 3:
G
She thinks all my jokes are corny
G
Convict movies make her horny
C
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
G
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs
    D
She takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'
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She takes a lickin', I'm never gonna let her go

Verse 4:
     G
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey
  G
A wacked out weirdo, and a love bug junkie
C
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
G
Payday comes, and he's a'howlin' at the moon
D
He's my baby, I don't mean maybe
D
He's my baby, and I'm his honey
D
He's my baby, I'm his honey
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He's my baby, I'm never gonna let him go

Bridge:
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In spite of ourselves
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We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
            D
Against all odds
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Honey, we're the big door prize
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We're gonna spite our noses
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Right off of our faces
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There won't be nothin'
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But big old hearts, dancin' in our eyes

Verse 5:
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She's my baby, I'm his honey
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She's my baby, I'm never gonna let you go

Outro:
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