Intro: F#m Em Verse 1: F#m Em You told me I owe you money F#m Em And that I ruined your party F#m Em I don't remember that F#m Em You're getting nothing back F#m Em You told me I peed on the carpet F#m Em And then I broke your mother's vase F#m Em Well, my memory must have failed me F#m Em Cause I ain't ever seen your face
Chorus 1: B I don't remember that C I don't remember that Am You're getting nothing back F#m I don't remember that F#m Em Verse 2: F#m Em I don't remember no sad faces F#m Em I don't recall a quiet night F#m Em I really felt like I nailed it F#m Em Like usual, I behaved just fine F#m Em So, so don't accuse me of being rude F#m Em Or making myself look like an ass F#m Em I don't believe you speak the truth F#m Em Cause I don't remember it like that F#m Em I don't remember that F#m Em Chorus 2: B I don't remember that You're getting nothing back C I don't remember that Am I don't remember that F#m You're getting nothing back F#m Em Verse 3: F#m Em It's nice to meet you, what's your name? F#m Em I got a feeling that we met before F#m Em You told me that we went to dinner F#m Em I got too drunk and puked on the floor F#m Em Well, that doesn't sound like something I'd do F#m Em You better check your fuckin' facts F#m Em You're mixing me up with some other dude F#m Em I don't remember none of that Chorus 3: B I don't remember that I don't, I don't C You're getting nothing back Am I don't remember that F#m I don't remember that Outro: F#m Em I don't remember F#m Em I don't remember, I don't remember none of it F#m Em How could I have done it if I don't remember doing it? Huh? F#m Em You tell me that if you're so fuckin' smart F#m Em I don't remember that