Ain't No Thief chords by Viagra Boys

• Difficulty: Intermediate 💪

Intro:

F# B F#m F# E F# E
G# F# C# E F#m F#m F#
B C E E E Am D Am A E A E A A# A A#

Verse 1:
   A                                     E
I showed up to the party in my favorite coat
        A                                  E
On the back was an image of a shrimp on a boat
        A
When you saw what
                          A#     Em     A
I was wearing you got real  upset  and said that's the jacket that
       A#      A
I got from my grandma

Oh well

I promise
              A#
I ain't seen you before
A                                            E
 And maybe your grandma had bought a couple more
     A
And maybe
                            A#  E      A                   D
I helped her at the grocery store and she gave it to me as a gift
  C      F       A E A E A
So quit bitching motherfucker

Em

Verse 2:
Em Am A D# C A                                     E
               I went out on the porch to light a cigarette
         A                             A#
I had six or seven lighters in my left pocket
A
  I took out the one that said  Strip  City
 A#    A
Beach 1993

And you told me that's where you had your birthday
 A                          A#         A
party and that the letters were given as gifts  But
       A#                        A                      A#
I was there too just dipping my toes down on the beach man  And
                   A
I had that letter specifically made for me motherfucker

Instrumental:
A# Am A# F Am F Am
D D Am A# A A# Em
A Am A# Am D C F A A# A A# E A E A A# A A# A A# A E A Am Am A#

Verse 2:

to  finish the  Boy
 A#
Scout training
            A                             A#
And he was so proud of me that he decided to create
                          Am        A#
this letter in the exact same image of yours

Chorus:
Am
I  said
  Gm Em Am   D# Am
I ain't    no     thief

I ain't no thief  I said
            Am
I ain't no thief

I ain't no thief  We just
Am Em Am A# Am A# Am A# Am A# Am A
Check it

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