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Strumming: β ββ βββ
Each chord is played twice
No capo
Verse 1:
Fm
I just got to Diddy's party
Fm
They made us take off our panty
A#m
Then I went to take a shit
C7
Diddy followed me hoping to hit
Fm
I can't stop bro from edging the ceiling
Fm
But he wanted me to hop into drug dealing
A#m
I started worrying about Epstein
Pre-Chorus:
C
'Cause without him my balls are turning green
C
Epstein where have you been?
Chorus: 2x
Fm
Diddy heil Epstein
Fm
Diddy heil Epstein
A#m
Diddy heil Epstein
C7/C
All from Diddy's party
Verse 2:
Fm
Epstein kidnapped me when I was 11
Fm
He showed me his schlong feels like heaven
A#m
I can't accept that Epstein is gone
C7
When it comes to grooming I was his number one
Fm
If they ever release the Epstein files
Fm
They will find my name there at least 20 times
A#m
Melody is my queen
Pre-Chorus:
C C
Epstein where have you been?
Chorus: 2x
Fm
Diddy heil Epstein
Fm
Diddy heil Epstein
A#m
Diddy heil Epstein
C7/C
All from Diddy's party
Verse 3:
Fm
I used to smell my teacher's stinky farts
Fm
My Melody win streak is off the charts
A#m
I took a picture of a big fat whale
C7
Turns out it's just Diana coming from a rail
Fm
I started hearing noises from my closet
Fm
Epstein don't haunt me
A#m
I can't sleep because of it
Pre-Chorus:
C
I put Hitler as my Minecraft skin
C
Epstein where have you been?
Chorus: 2x
Fm
Diddy heil Epstein
Fm
Diddy heil Epstein
A#m
Diddy heil Epstein
C7/C
All from Diddy's party
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Published: January 25, 2026
Last Updated: January 25, 2026