Thanx For Nothing chords by The Vandals

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)


Intro:

D
Fa la la la
D#
Fa la la la
E
Fa la la la
           A
Thanks for nothing

Verse 1:

D                   C F C
You shouldn't have
D             C F
Oh you didn't
C         D        C F
You're so generous
C          D       C F C
Thanks for nothing
E          G             G                 F#
Never mind all the stuff that I bought for you
   F   E  D        C F
It was my pleasure
C       D            C F
Getting nothing back
C         D    C F
Come next year
    C       D   C F C
I'm getting you
E            G
Exactly what
G       F#
You got me
F   E   D       C F
Fucking nothing
C           D       C F C
See how you like it

Pre-Chorus:

A
I don't have much money but I got you something nice
G
I maxed out my cards, didn't care about the price
   A    Bb          B       E
To show I care this time of year

Chorus:

D
Fa la la la
D#
Fa la la la
E
Fa la la la
           A        D C F
Thanks for nothing

Verse 2:

   C     D   C F
So I'm a sap
  C       D              C F C
Under the Christmas tree
D         C        F     C      D           C       F
Trying to find the gifts that I thought you got for me
    C         E             G
But there was nothing there
       G     F# F
What a shock
     D      C F        C
Just torn up wrappings
     D             C  F     C
From all the gifts I bought

Pre-Chorus:

A
Thanks for all the effort to brighten up my Christmas
G
Thank you for the knife that you stabbed me in the back with
A        Bb
  What a blessing
B               E
  You're really something

Chorus:

D
Fa la la la
D#
Fa la la la
E
Fa la la la
           A        D C F
Thanks for nothing

Verse 3:

             D        C F
I've been so selfless
C        D               C  F  C
Choosing gifts so thoughtfully
D          C F       C            D              C    F
Sweated in a crowded mall and you didn't get shit for me
    C       E       G
You selfish asshole
           G  F#
I hope you die
D          C    F      C       D           C     F    C
Choking on your putrid pile of presents six feet high

Pre-Chorus:

A
Thanks for making Christmas such a disappointment
G
Thanks for making sharing seem so fucking pointless
A        Bb
  What a pal
B               E
  I'll tell you one thing

Chorus:

D
Fa la la la
D#
Fa la la la
E
Fa la la la
           A
Thanks for nothing
D
Fa la la la
D#
Fa la la la
E
Fa la la la
           A
Thanks for nothing
D
Fa la la la
D#
Fa la la la
E
Fa la la la
A
La
D
Fuck you