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Key: D
Intro:
D C G C D
C G C D C G C D
C G C D
Verse 1:
D
With eight hundred pounds on eighteen wheels
C
After eight hundred miles, you know how it feels
G C D
To have your rear so numb you gotta poke it to see if it's still there
D
Well, it's one more load to one more town
C
Problem is they're all starting to sound
G C D
A bit similar, and Lord knows they all look the same
D
So I got some hot coffee in Furnace Creek
C
But the trouble is I was never neat
G C D
And I spilled it and my map and phonebook were a blur
D
But I had a girl and a job to do
C
Or was that job and a girl to do?
G C D
Well, I don't know, I had to go and my velvet interior was a soggy mess
Chorus:
G C G
I think I got a girl named Mary down in Susanville
C D
Waitin' for me to come home and make her my wife
G C G Em
I know I got a load of somethin' goin' to Somewhereville
G C G
But I can't remember which to save my life
[Interlude]
D C G C D C G C D
Verse 2:
D
Just a load for Mr. Johnson in Watsonville
C
Or was that Mr. Watson in Johnsonville?
G C D
Well anyways, after several days I don't know what or if it mattered
D
Just a load of cedar to Plasterville
C
Or was that a load of plaster to Cedarville?
G C D
Or a container full of things up to Diamond Springs for an indoor swap meet
D
Was that a cargo of hay south to Northfork
C
Or some plastic forks north to Hayfork?
G C D
Or a bunch of men's nugget watches straight through to Pixley?
D
Haulin' Apple Jacks down to Fall River Mills
C
Or honor snacks up to Downieville
G C
Well, the white girls are cute that I've met in Black Butte
D
But I'll stick to the road and finish my beer and coffee
Chorus:
G C G
I think I got a girl named Mary down in Susanville
C D
Waitin' for me to come home and make her my wife
G C G Em
I know I got a load of somethin' goin' to Somewhereville
G C G
But I can't remember which to save my life
[Guitar Solo]
D C G C D
C G C D
Chorus:
G C G
Well, I think I got a girl named Mary down in Susanville
C D
Waitin' for me to come home and make her my wife
G C G Em
I know I got a load of somethin' goin' to Somewhereville
G C G
But I can't remember which to save my life
[Interlude]
D C G C D C G C D
Verse 3:
D
Now I'm marrying Jane from Susanville
C
Or am I suing Jane from Marysville?
G C D
If I am I better call Ernie, my attorney from Burney Falls
D
Well, all I know, if I recall
C
She had the longest legs and she was kinda tall
G C D
And prettier than a catfish with its nose up against the dam
D
Without a girl and some time to kill
C
I ran some baby food up to Gerberville
G C
Took some airplane parts to Wilbur in Oroville
D
Now that can't be Wright
D
Well, it's one more load one more town
C
Only problem is they're all startin' to sound
G C D
A bit similar, Lord knows they all look the same
Chorus:
G C G
Well, I think I got a girl named Mary down in Susanville
C D
Waitin' for me to come home and make her my wife
G C G Em
I know I got a load of somethin' goin' to Somewhereville
G C G
But I can't remember which to save my life
G C G
Well, I think I got a girl named Mary down in Susanville
C D
Waitin' for me to come home and make her my wife
G C G Em
I know I got a load of somethin' goin' to Somewhereville
G C G
But I can't remember which to save my life
Outro:
C G
I can't remember which to save my life
C G
I can't remember which to save my life
C G
I can't remember which to save my life
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Published: January 19, 2026
Last Updated: March 28, 2026