My First Xmas As A Woman chords by The Vandals

Intro:

F Bb F Bb
F Bb F Bb
F    Gm C
F    Gm C
F Bb F

Verse 1:

        F                      Bb
   With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest
       C                      F
   and follow my dreams and deface
     Dm                   Dm
   A life of delusion and gender confusion
   G                     C
   No longer will be the case

Instrumental:

F Bb F Bb
F Bb F Bb

Verse 2:

     F                        C# D
   I never wanted army men or basketballs,
     F                         C# D
   I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
   Bb           C     E        F        Bb F Bb
   And dressing up in mother's clothing
      F                                 C# D
   My whole life I've been feeling only feminine
      F                                  C# D
   It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Bb              C        E         F
   Now that's a ghost of Christmas past

Chorus:

Gm        F              E          D
   Now it feels like the very first time
C              Bb              A          G
   'cause it's going to be the very first time
        F        Bb     F           Bb
   that Christmas feels right to me
   Gm    F             E       D
   And I know that I'm looking good
   C     Bb    A         G
   Just like a real girl should
        F        C              F
   It's my first Christmas as a woman

Verse 2:

     F                       C# D
   A doctor reconstructed my genitals
       F                              C# D
   And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
Bb                     C      E         F Bb F Bb
   for a guy who could love a girl like me

Chorus:

Gm            F              E      D
   I took the hormones and I got my breasts
C       Bb             A      G       F  Bb F Bb
   This season's gonna be the best to me
Gm         F       E          D
   I won't have to tuck it behind me
C          Bb     A           G
   Since I got my brand new vagina
        F        C              F
   It's my first Christmas as a woman

Bridge:

           A
   Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!
   E  A
   My penis, chop it off
   Dm          A  Dm
   It's no use to me
                       G
   Cut it off! Chop it off! Chop it off!
   D  G                    C
   My penis, cut it off so I can finally be, a
   F
   Woooooooo ooohhhh!

Instrumental:

F Bb F Bb

Verse 3:

   F                              C# D
   Now I'm finally happy 'cause I made my goal
      F                       C# D
   to be a post operation transsexual
Bb       C    E      F   Bb F Bb
   now I am a pretty lady

Chorus:

Gm        F              E          D
   Now it feels like the very first time
C              Bb              A          G
   'cause it's going to be the very first time
        F         Bb    F           Bb
   that Christmas feels right to me
Gm          F             E       D
   'Cause I know that I'm looking good
C       Bb     A         G
   Just like a real girl should
        F        C              F
   It's my first Christmas as a woman