C-h-r-I-s-t-m-a-s Chords by The Vandals

C-h-r-I-s-t-m-a-s chords by The Vandals

Guitar chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
D  C  Bm  A  G  x2

Verse:
G                                C
"C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath
 G                                     C          D
"H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth
 G                           C
"R" is for your rectum that "I" fuck with my dick
D                                         C  Bm  A   G
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick

Verse:
 G                              C
"S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum
 G                                        C       D
"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum
 G                            C
"M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me
 G                               C    D
"A" is for the agony of catching your vd
 G                           C
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
D                                         C  Bm  A   G
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick
 D                                C Bm A  G
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick

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Chorus:
G
Ding- dong merrily along
    C                G
The chapel bells are ringing

Ding-dong merrily along
   C                 G
My fucking balls are swinging

Outro:
D           C           Bm         A           C       D
Whoa OH OH, whoa-OH OH, whoa-OH OH whoa-OH OH, WOAH OH OH
    C      D         G
The chapel bells are ringing
D           C           Bm         A           C       D
Whoa OH OH, whoa-OH OH, whoa-OH OH whoa-OH OH, WOAH OH OH
   C       D         G
My fucking balls are swinging

Last updated: December 25, 2018

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