C-h-r-I-s-t-m-a-s Chords

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Intro: D C Bm A G x2 Verse: G C "C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath G C D "H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth G C "R" is for your rectum that "I" fuck with my dick D C Bm A G Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick Verse: G C "S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum G C D "T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum G C "M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me G C D "A" is for the agony of catching your vd G C "S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick D C Bm A G Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick D C Bm A G "S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick

Chorus: G Ding- dong merrily along C G The chapel bells are ringing Ding-dong merrily along C G My fucking balls are swinging Outro: D C Bm A C D Whoa OH OH, whoa-OH OH, whoa-OH OH whoa-OH OH, WOAH OH OH C D G The chapel bells are ringing D C Bm A C D Whoa OH OH, whoa-OH OH, whoa-OH OH whoa-OH OH, WOAH OH OH C D G My fucking balls are swinging