C-h-r-I-s-t-m-a-s chords by The Vandals
Guitar chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Intro: D C Bm A G x2 Verse: G C "C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath G C D "H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth G C "R" is for your rectum that "I" fuck with my dick D C Bm A G Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick Verse: G C "S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum G C D "T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum G C "M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me G C D "A" is for the agony of catching your vd G C "S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick D C Bm A G Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick D C Bm A G "S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
Chorus:
G
Ding- dong merrily along
C G
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
C G
My fucking balls are swinging
Outro:
D C Bm A C D
Whoa OH OH, whoa-OH OH, whoa-OH OH whoa-OH OH, WOAH OH OH
C D G
The chapel bells are ringing
D C Bm A C D
Whoa OH OH, whoa-OH OH, whoa-OH OH whoa-OH OH, WOAH OH OH
C D G
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