Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Intro:
G#G# Bb majorBb C majorC Bb majorBb G#G#
e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
BB|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
G+G|---------------------------------|-5---5-5-5---5-5-----------------|
D MajorD|-6---6-6-6---6-6-6---6-6-8---8-8-|-----------------8---8---6---6---|
A augmentedA|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a 1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a
"This is going to be the best Christmas ever!"
D#D# D#D# G#G# D#D# G#G# D#D# G#G# D#D#
e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
BB|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
G+G|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
D MajorD|-----------------6---x-x---------|-6-----------x-x-6---x-x---------|
A augmentedA|-6---x-x-6---x-x---------6---x-x-|-----x-x-6---------------6---x-x-|
E MajorE|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a 1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a
G#G# Bb majorBb C majorC Bb majorBb G#G#
e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
BB|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
G+G|---------------------------------|-5---5-5-5---5-5-----------------|
D MajorD|-6---6-6-6---6-6-6---6-6-8---8-8-|-----------------8---8---6---6---|
A augmentedA|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a 1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a
G#G# D#D# G#G# D#D# G#G# D#D# G#G# D#D#
e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
BB|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
G+G|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
D MajorD|-6---x-x---------6---x-x---------|-6-----------x-x-6---x-x---------|
A augmentedA|---------6---x-x---------6---x-x-|-----x-x-6---------------6---x-x-|
E MajorE|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a 1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a
E MajorE E MajorE E MajorE E MajorE
e|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
BB|---------------------------------|-----8---------------------------|
G+G|-9---9---9-------9---9---9-------|-9-------------------------------|
D MajorD|---------------------------------|---------10----------------------|
A augmentedA|---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
E MajorE|---------------------------------|-----------------0/--------------|
1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a 1 e & a 2 e & a 3 e & a 4 e & a
Verse 1:
G#G# F#F#
Everything this year's been a disaster
FF BB
But I won't let it bother me at all
Bb majorBb
Nothing's going to bring me down
F#F#
It's Christmas and I'm pleased as punch
FF G#G# C#C# C majorC Bb majorBb
I'm going to stand my happy ground
Instrumental:
E MajorE E E MajorE E
Verse 2:
G#G# F#F#
I refuse to let my family make me crazy
FF BB
I'll smile at their insults and their frowns
Bb majorBb
I'll ignore the shitty weather
F#F#
Cuz what counts is we're together
FF G#G# C#C# C majorC Bb majorBb
Loving safe and sound
Chorus:
D#D# G#G#
Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
C majorC Bb majorBb
Not this time you hear
D#D# G+G
And if you try to ruin my holiday
Bb majorBb
I swear you will regret it for the
D#D# Bb majorBb D#D#
Rest of the fucking year
Verse 2:
G#G# F#F#
The turkey might have made the children vomit
FF BB
The tree burned down and torched up all of our gifts
Bb majorBb
But I will grin and bear it
F#F#
And this nightmare we will share it
FF G#G# C#C# C majorC Bb majorBb
Till I get my only wish
Bb majorBb
It's
Chorus:
D#D# G#G#
Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
C majorC Bb majorBb
No act of God or family fight
D#D# G+G
Cuz if you try to ruin my holiday
A#A# D#D# Bb majorBb D#D# Bb majorBb
I swear you will regret it for the rest of your fucking life
D#D# Bb majorBb D#D# Bb majorBb A augmentedA
You'll burn in hell with ice pokers in your eyes
D#D# C majorC
And acid on your flesh
Bridge:
G#G#
This is going to be the best Christmas ever
Verse 3:
G#G# F#F#
Soon this crappy Christmas will be over
FF BB
And I'll go right back to my pissed off self
Bb majorBb F#F#
But until that happens I'll just continue laughing
FF G#G# C#C# C majorC Bb majorBb
Like one of those creepy retard mutant North Pole Elves
Chorus:
D#D# G#G#
Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
C majorC Bb majorBb
Not this year I won't let that be the case
D#D# G+G
And If you try and ruin my holiday
A#A# D#D# A#A# D#D#
I'll punch you in your fat disgusting turkey eating face
E MajorE
Understand me
E MajorE Bb majorBb A augmentedA Bb majorBb D#D#
This is going to be the best Christmas ever
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| x Dead note
| / Slide-up
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