My First Xmas As A Woman chords by The Vandals

Chords with lyrics

Intro:

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FF  G minorGm C majorC
FF  G minorGm C majorC
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Verse 1:

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  With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest
    C majorC           FF
  and follow my dreams and deface
   DmDm          DmDm
  A augmentedA life of delusion and gender confusion
  G+G           C majorC
  No longer will be the case

Instrumental:

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Verse 2:

   FF            C#C# D MajorD
  I never wanted army men or basketballs,
   FF             C#C# D MajorD
  I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
  Bb majorBb      C majorC   E MajorE    FF    Bb majorBb FF Bb majorBb
  And dressing up in mother's clothing
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  My whole life I've been feeling only feminine
   FF                 C#C# D MajorD
  It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Bb majorBb       C majorC    E MajorE     FF
  Now that's a ghost of Christmas past

Chorus:

G minorGm    FF       E MajorE     D MajorD
  Now it feels like the very first time
C majorC       Bb majorBb       A augmentedA     G+G
  'cause it's going to be the very first time
    FF    Bb majorBb   FF      Bb majorBb
  that Christmas feels right to me
  G minorGm  FF       E MajorE    D MajorD
  And I know that I'm looking good
  C majorC   Bb majorBb  A augmentedA     G+G
  Just like a real girl should
    FF    C majorC       FF
  It's my first Christmas as a woman

Verse 2:

   FF            C#C# D MajorD
  A augmentedA doctor reconstructed my genitals
    FF               C#C# D MajorD
  And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
Bb majorBb           C majorC   E MajorE     FF Bb majorBb FF Bb majorBb
  for a guy who could love a girl like me

Chorus:

G minorGm      FF       E MajorE   D MajorD
  I took the hormones and I got my breasts
C majorC    Bb majorBb       A augmentedA   G+G    FF Bb majorBb FF Bb majorBb
  This season's gonna be the best to me
G minorGm     FF    E MajorE     D MajorD
  I won't have to tuck it behind me
C majorC     Bb majorBb   A augmentedA      G+G
  Since I got my brand new vagina
    FF    C majorC       FF
  It's my first Christmas as a woman

Bridge:

      A augmentedA
  Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!
  E MajorE A augmentedA
  My penis, chop it off
  DmDm     A augmentedA DmDm
  It's no use to me
            G+G
  Cut it off! Chop it off! Chop it off!
  D MajorD G+G          C majorC
  My penis, cut it off so I can finally be, a
  FF
  Woooooooo ooohhhh!

Instrumental:

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Verse 3:

  FF               C#C# D MajorD
  Now I'm finally happy 'cause I made my goal
   FF            C#C# D MajorD
  to be a post operation transsexual
Bb majorBb    C majorC  E MajorE   FF  Bb majorBb FF Bb majorBb
  now I am a pretty lady

Chorus:

G minorGm    FF       E MajorE     D MajorD
  Now it feels like the very first time
C majorC       Bb majorBb       A augmentedA     G+G
  'cause it's going to be the very first time
    FF     Bb majorBb  FF      Bb majorBb
  that Christmas feels right to me
G minorGm     FF       E MajorE    D MajorD
  'Cause I know that I'm looking good
C majorC    Bb majorBb   A augmentedA     G+G
  Just like a real girl should
    FF    C majorC       FF
  It's my first Christmas as a woman