I Don't Believe In Santa Claus chords by The Vandals

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Intro:

Uh, the reason I didn't get you anything this year is-is because...


Verse 1:
    E MajorE
I don't believe in Santa Claus
              G+G
His corporate image forced upon
E MajorE
The blinded spending masses
            G+G
To enslave the lower classes
    E MajorE
With obligatory gifts that serve
                 G+G
To cleanse the year of guilt and shame
E MajorE                     G+G
One token gesture justifies the apathetic, hypnotized
E MajorE        F#F#        G+G    D#D#
Leaving them to be Kris Kringle's slaves (Ooh)

Bridge:
E MajorE  E MajorE  C majorC     BB
Buy! Buy! I won't do it!
  D MajorD              D#D#
The season's obligation has not my participation!
E MajorE  E MajorE  C majorC     BB
Buy! Buy! I won't do it!
  D MajorD              D#D#
The money hungry mating call of corporate swine

 G+G               C majorC
'Cause it's only for the money!
     G+G         C majorC
And it's only for the money!
      G+G      C majorC
'Cause it's only for the money!
  E MajorE
Now buy!


Verse 2:
E MajorE
He monitors naughty and nice
          C majorC
Big Brother is St. Nick
F#F#                        C majorC
Methodically his judgment made documented on his list
E MajorE                       C majorC
I don't believe in Santa Claus or his mystical facade
E MajorE
To teach the children wanton greed

Their lust for gifts becomes a need
F#F#
Brainwashed by the marketing

And victims of the corporate scheme
A augmentedA
Material possessions becoming their obsessions
 BB
'Till human life has lost it's value

And you blindly do just what they tell you

E MajorE
I don't believe!

E MajorE (Scratch it like Crass)
His tactics of intimidation repress the minds of youth

Using fear for generations -- his image hides the truth

He's just a puppet for the system; a glutton in a suit
   G+G       C#C#     E MajorE
With yuletide propaganda and a bearded mask to boot!


Outro:

Uh, that, and I couldn't find a place to park at the mall. Sorry