C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s chords by The Vandals

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Intro:
D MajorD C majorC B minorBm A augmentedA G+G x2

Verse:
G+G                C majorC
"C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath
 G+G                   C majorC     D MajorD
"H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth
 G+G              C majorC
"R" is for your rectum that "I" fuck with my dick
D MajorD                     C majorC B minorBm A augmentedA  G+G
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick

Verse:
 G+G               C majorC
"S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum
 G+G                    C majorC    D MajorD
"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum
 G+G              C majorC
"M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me
 G+G                C majorC  D MajorD
"A" is for the agony of catching your vd
 G+G              C majorC
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
D MajorD                     C majorC B minorBm A augmentedA  G+G
Christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick
 D MajorD                C majorC B minorBm A augmentedA G+G
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick

Chorus:
G+G
Ding- dong merrily along
  C majorC        G+G
The chapel bells are ringing

Ding-dong merrily along
  C majorC         G+G
My fucking balls are swinging

Outro:
D MajorD      C majorC      B minorBm     A augmentedA      C majorC    D MajorD
Whoa OH OH, whoa-OH OH, whoa-OH OH whoa-OH OH, WOAH OH OH
  C majorC   D MajorD     G+G
The chapel bells are ringing
D MajorD      C majorC      B minorBm     A augmentedA      C majorC    D MajorD
Whoa OH OH, whoa-OH OH, whoa-OH OH whoa-OH OH, WOAH OH OH
  C majorC    D MajorD     G+G
My fucking balls are swinging