A Song About Birds chords by Van Vuuren Bros

Verse:
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The wood pecker bird likes pecking wood
G
The blue bird's a bird that sings pretty good
Am
Sparrows are a bird that are pretty cool, ay
F
But the ibis is a bird that drinks bin juice all day
C
A crow is a bird with a heaps mad squawk
G
A cockatoo is a bird with a sick mohawk
Am
Chicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs
F

And ibises are bin juice drinking dregs

C
A goose is a bird that's chilled like a duck
G
And ibis is a bird that's a picnic wrecking fuck
Am
Doves are birds that represent purity
F
Ibises wreck picnics and disrupt the community
C
Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life
G
Ibises love nothing because they're dead inside
Am
Swan is a bird that's graceful and that
F
And ibises aren't birds they're feathered bin rats

Chorus:
    C                         G
The ibis - bin juice drinking gronks
         Am                               F
Yeah the ibis - their beaks are gross and long
         C                      G
It's the ibis - picnic wrecking jerks
         Am                       F
Yeah the ibis - they're the worst birds

Verse:
C
The condor is an awesome bird of prey
G
A hawk's a bird that's a cool bird, ay
Am
The eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts
F
But ibises are bin juice drinking cunts
C
The albatros bird lives to sixty maybe older
G
The parrot is a bird who lives on a pirates shoulder
Am
Parrots say cool shit like "polly want a cracker"
F
But ibises just fucking come up and harass ya
C
Lorikeets a bird with a colourful jacket
G
Ibises can fuck off back to their home planet
Am
Seagull's a bird that scabs hot chips
F
And there only one bird that's scabbier than this

Chorus:
         C                              G
It's the ibis - they're picnic wrecking irits
         Am                                 F
It's the ibis - I hope they don't come near us
         C                                 G
Yeah the ibis - they're bin juice drinking jerks
         Am                                  F
It's the ibis - they're the fucking shittest birds

Verse:
(Single strum the next verse)
C
The ibis is a picnic wrecking burden on humanity
G
dumperster diving bin chicken disrupting the community
Am
Annoying the general public at every opportunity
F
Disgrace to feather creatures bringing shame on the bird family
C
If they're are any ibises watching this firstly
G
There's no bin juice here so you can fuck off
Am
Secondly get a job and fucking do something with your life
F
Sort it out you're on the road to nowhere
C
Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle
G
Of the Pacific Ocean or some shit, I don't know
Am
I'm not your dad I can't tell you how to live your life just
F
Stop wrecking everyone's picnics, fuck

Chorus:
         C                         G
It's the ibis - bin Juice drinking cunts
         Am                         F
It's the ibis - that's ruining your lunch
         C                      G
Yeah the ibis - picnic wrecking jerks
         Am                              F
It's the ibis - what a fucking cunt of a bird

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