A Song About Birds chords by Van Vuuren Bros

Chords with lyrics

Verse:
C majorC
The wood pecker bird likes pecking wood
G+G
The blue bird's a bird that sings pretty good
A minorAm
Sparrows are a bird that are pretty cool, ay
FF
But the ibis is a bird that drinks bin juice all day
C majorC
A augmentedA crow is a bird with a heaps mad squawk
G+G
A augmentedA cockatoo is a bird with a sick mohawk
A minorAm
Chicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs
FF
And ibises are bin juice drinking dregs

C majorC
A augmentedA goose is a bird that's chilled like a duck
G+G
And ibis is a bird that's a picnic wrecking fuck
A minorAm
Doves are birds that represent purity
FF
Ibises wreck picnics and disrupt the community
C majorC
Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life
G+G
Ibises love nothing because they're dead inside
A minorAm
Swan is a bird that's graceful and that
FF
And ibises aren't birds they're feathered bin rats

Chorus:
  C majorC             G+G
The ibis - bin juice drinking gronks
     A minorAm                FF
Yeah the ibis - their beaks are gross and long
     C majorC           G+G
It's the ibis - picnic wrecking jerks
     A minorAm            FF
Yeah the ibis - they're the worst birds

Verse:
C majorC
The condor is an awesome bird of prey
G+G
A augmentedA hawk's a bird that's a cool bird, ay
A minorAm
The eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts
FF
But ibises are bin juice drinking cunts
C majorC
The albatros bird lives to sixty maybe older
G+G
The parrot is a bird who lives on a pirates shoulder
A minorAm
Parrots say cool shit like "polly want a cracker"
FF
But ibises just fucking come up and harass ya
C majorC
Lorikeets a bird with a colourful jacket
G+G
Ibises can fuck off back to their home planet
A minorAm
Seagull's a bird that scabs hot chips
FF
And there only one bird that's scabbier than this

Chorus:
     C majorC               G+G
It's the ibis - they're picnic wrecking irits
     A minorAm                 FF
It's the ibis - I hope they don't come near us
     C majorC                 G+G
Yeah the ibis - they're bin juice drinking jerks
     A minorAm                 FF
It's the ibis - they're the fucking shittest birds

Verse:
(Single strum the next verse)
C majorC
The ibis is a picnic wrecking burden on humanity
G+G
dumperster diving bin chicken disrupting the community
A minorAm
Annoying the general public at every opportunity
FF
Disgrace to feather creatures bringing shame on the bird family
C majorC
If they're are any ibises watching this firstly
G+G
There's no bin juice here so you can fuck off
A minorAm
Secondly get a job and fucking do something with your life
FF
Sort it out you're on the road to nowhere
C majorC
Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle
G+G
Of the Pacific Ocean or some shit, I don't know
A minorAm
I'm not your dad I can't tell you how to live your life just
FF
Stop wrecking everyone's picnics, fuck

Chorus:
     C majorC             G+G
It's the ibis - bin Juice drinking cunts
     A minorAm             FF
It's the ibis - that's ruining your lunch
     C majorC           G+G
Yeah the ibis - picnic wrecking jerks
     A minorAm               FF
It's the ibis - what a fucking cunt of a bird

C majorC