Oxford Comma chords by Vampire Weekend

Credit to Mattman573 for the lyrics and basic chords, I just changed a few that in
my opinion sound closer.

Crackin' song.


G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
G
I've seen those English dramas too
        Am
They're cruel
G
So if there's any other way
D7
To spell the word
               Am
It's fine with me, with me

D
Why would you speak to me that way
Am
Especially when I always said that I
D
Haven't got the words for you
Am
All your diction dripping with disdain
C
Through the pain
  G
I always tell the truth

G
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
G
I climbed to Dharamsala too
Am
I did
G
I met the highest lama
D7
His accent sounded fine
   Am
to me, to me


C
Check your handbook
D
It's no trick
G
Take the chapstick
Am
Put it on your lips
C
Crack a smile
D
Adjust my tie
Am
Know your boyfriend, unlike other guys


D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
D
Why would you lie about anything at all?
Am
First the window, then it's to the wall
G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

Solo
Am
Am

C
Check your passport
D
It's no trick
G
Take the chapstick
Am
Put it on your lips
C
Crack a smile
D
Adjust my tie
Am
Know your butler, unlike other guys
D
Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
Am
Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
D
Why would you lie about anything at all?
Am
First the window, then it's through the wall
D
Why would you tape my conversations?
G
Show your paintings
Am
At the United Nations
G
Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth