Chords with lyrics
Verse 1:
D MajorD B minorBm G+G D MajorD
They say that it gets better, just get over the hump
D MajorD B minorBm G+G A augmentedA
But I hate the East Coast weather and the person I've become
B minorBm Bbmb6 A augmentedA G#mb6G#mb6
Everyday the band might break up and no therapist can help
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
But this is me, just feeling sorry for myself
D MajorD B minorBm G+G D MajorD
SNL and Fallon seemed easy at eighteen
D MajorD B minorBm G+G A augmentedA
Everyone's your biggest fan until the day you don't succeed
B minorBm Bbmb6 A augmentedA G#mb6G#mb6
And I know I sound dramatic and ungrateful for my health
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
But this is me, just feeling sorry for myself
Chorus:
D MajorD A augmentedA E minorEm F# minorF#m G+G
I wish that I was small enough
D MajorD A augmentedA E minorEm F# minorF#m G+G
to drown inside this paper cup
D MajorD A augmentedA E minorEm G+G
And nobody would find me, no need for feeling lonely
D MajorD A/C#A/C# B minorBm A augmentedA E minorEm
No crying over cards I've been dealt
F# minorF#m G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
or feeling sorry for myself
Verse 2:
D MajorD B minorBm G+G D MajorD
I just can't seem to go vegan and the world, it hates my guts
D MajorD B minorBm G+G A augmentedA
I wish that I could call up Jesus, tell Him what the ☠☠☠☠ is up
B minorBm Bbmb6 A augmentedA G#mb6G#mb6
I'm Peter Pan whose lost his magic, all my youth fell off a shelf
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
But this is me, just feeling sorry for myself
D MajorD B minorBm G+G D MajorD
Yeah
I ask a lot of questions like, "Will Karah fall in love?
D MajorD B minorBm G+G A augmentedA
Will Alex find the right girl, will Mickey get another job "
B minorBm Bbmb6 A augmentedA G#mb6G#mb6
'Cause I can't even write a pop song
I can only storytell
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
So this is me, just feeling sorry for myself
Chorus:
D MajorD A augmentedA E minorEm F# minorF#m G+G
I wish that I was small enough
D MajorD A augmentedA E minorEm F# minorF#m G+G
to drown inside this paper cup
D MajorD A augmentedA E minorEm G+G
And nobody would find me, no need for feeling lonely
D MajorD A/C#A/C# B minorBm A augmentedA E minorEm
No crying over cards I've been dealt
F# minorF#m G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
or feeling sorry for myself
Outro:
D MajorD B minorBm G+G D MajorD
My love language is nothing, maybe I just need a hug
D MajorD B minorBm G+G A augmentedA
If you're listening to this song, just know you're my parachute, you're my blood
B minorBm Bbmb6 A augmentedA G#mb6G#mb6
And I know it's not the end, only time can tell
G+G A augmentedA G+G A augmentedA
But this is me and I know I'm kinda boring and I'm borderline annoying
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
But this is me, feeling sorry for myself