Chords with lyrics
Parody of "Puff the Magic Dragon"
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Chords by Maniac1075
A augmentedA C#9C#9
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON
D MajorD A augmentedA
LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEE'S
D MajorD A augmentedA F#9F#9 B9B9 E MajorE
AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE
A augmentedA C#9C#9 D MajorD A augmentedA
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WHEN HE FIRST TOOK THE PLUNGE
D MajorD A augmentedA F#9F#9 B9B9 E MajorE
MADE A augmentedA SPLASH INSIDE HER GASH AND SWELLED UP LIKE A augmentedA SPONGE
A augmentedA C#9C#9 D MajorD A augmentedA
LITTLE JACKY'S PECKER HE LOVED THAT RASCAL PUFF
E MajorE A augmentedA
HE FUCKED TILL HIS LITTLE HEAD GOT RED
F#F# B9B9 E MajorE
HE COULDN'T GET ENOUGH
A augmentedA C#9C#9 D MajorD E MajorE
THEN ONE DAY IT HAPPENED PUFFY SPRANG A augmentedA LEAK
D MajorD A augmentedA
BUT DON'T COMPLAIN YOU SLEAZY BITCH
F#9F#9 B9B9 E MajorE
HE'S BEEN IN YOUR BOX A augmentedA WEEK
A augmentedA C# minorC#m D MajorD A augmentedA
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEES
D MajorD A augmentedA F#F# B9B9 E MajorE
AND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE
A augmentedA C#9C#9 D MajorD A augmentedA
PUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WAS THROWN IN A augmentedA GARBAGE CAN
D MajorD A augmentedA
AND GOT RECYCLED AS FIBER IN
F#9F#9 E MajorE A augmentedA