Trixie Mattel Mashup chords by Trixie Mattel

Chords with lyrics

Intro:
C majorC FF C majorC FF G+G C majorC

Verse
FF               C majorC
Sometimes there's a danger of choking on the parts
FF              A minorAm         G+G
No one gave a warning to the breaking of your heart
FF             C majorC   G+G    FF
Pick up all the pieces and go back to the start
F minorFm      C majorC     G+G        A minorAm
Never losing, only using all your moving parts
FF        C majorC
All your moving parts

G+G    FF   C majorC       FF        C majorC
Living's like a jigsaw, and the farther in you go
FF         C majorC    DmDm      G+G
If you?re missing pieces, never really know
       FF      C majorC        FF       C majorC
If you?re ticking like a time piece, on which you can't rely
FF       C majorC          DmDm       G+G
Wonder why you wind it when you're running out of time

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS NUDES
G+G
I don't want a date for Christmas
BB
I don't need a mouth to feed
C majorC                C minorCm
I don't want to buy you dinner, or to take you home with me
G+G         B7B7
I just want them on my phone
E minorEm        C minorCm
Take some pics, when you're alone
G+G        E7E7
Send some video too
Am7Am7      D7D7
All I want for Christmas is
   G+G  E minorEm  C majorC  D MajorD
Nudes

I KNOW YOU ALL OVER AGAIN
                D MajorD
And I don't leave you in the night
            G+G
And I don't up and go away
         A augmentedA
No green in your eyes
      A7A7
Or teary goodbyes
           D MajorD
No one cries on the plane

  D MajorD
I know I'm adjusting
  D7D7              G+G
I know I should just think of going
          G minorGm
And not where I've been
        D MajorD
And then I see you...
    A augmentedA          D MajorD
And I know you all over again

    A augmentedA           A7A7
Is it wrong if I listen to songs that we've lived in
   D MajorD
The stories are staying the same
  E7E7
I lie by the speaker
Just getting weaker
G+G            A augmentedA
Until I remember your name

KIM CHI THE ASIAN DRAG QUEEN
 A augmentedA
Kim Chi the asian drag queen
         E7E7
Had a very heavy lisp

And if you ever heard her
                 A augmentedA
You would say her words werent crisp

 A augmentedA
All of the other drag queens
             E7E7
Working on the Christmas tour

They never let poor Kim Chi
            A augmentedA
Hold the microphone no more

MAMA DON'T MAKE ME PUT ON THE DRESS AGAIN
A augmentedA          E7E7         A augmentedA
Mama don't make me put on the dress again
    D MajorD               A augmentedA
I can't stand the way it opens when I spin
D MajorD                    A augmentedA      DmDm
Ribbon bows around my shoulder, and I'm only getting older
A augmentedA         E7E7         A augmentedA
Mama don't make me put on the dress again

      D MajorD              A augmentedA
Well, I'm coming home alone for the hundredth time or so
    E7E7                A augmentedA
It gets harder on my hard earned money's dime
    D MajorD              A augmentedA      DmDm
To the bottle in my basket, will it answer if I ask it
F# minorF#m     E7E7      A augmentedA   E7E7
Doing right or am I doing time?
F# minorF#m     E7E7      A augmentedA
Doing right or am I doing time?