Too Many Remotes chords by Tripod

A
All I wanna do
               B
Is watch TV with you
            D
But I've got too many remotes
       A
In my life


                  A
Trying to watch a DVD
                     B
Which remote’s for the TV?
                  D
Do I have to press AV?
Or is the input DVD slash LD TV slash slash something
Oh, fuck!

A
What order do I have to turn things on?
D                       Ddim7
Why am I hearing channel 9
           E
But seeing 31?


During the vocal solo and spoken interlude vamp on: A


         Dm
They can put a man on the moon
                    A
But they can’t help me
                 D                 Ddim7
It’s like I need Houston mission control
                  E
Just to watch The Simpsons on TV
                    A
When I have a house sitter come to stay,
          B
I have to set aside a whole day
          D
To type a four page document
                         A
Briefing them on what to do

A
I’m so tired of all these buttons
            B
Look at how complicated life has gotten
E
Too many remotes!


During the spoken interlude, vamp on: A


E
Too many remotes
De-de-de-doo
E
Too many remotes
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
E
Too many remotes
In my-
Yon: My mum’s still got one with the cord on it.
      A