Too Many Remotes chords by Tripod

Chords with lyrics

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All I wanna do
        BB
Is watch TV with you
      D MajorD
But I've got too many remotes
    A augmentedA
In my life


         A augmentedA
Trying to watch a DVD
           BB
Which remote’s for the TV?
         D MajorD
Do I have to press AV?
Or is the input DVD slash LD TV slash slash something
Oh, fuck!

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What order do I have to turn things on?
D MajorD            Ddim7Ddim7
Why am I hearing channel 9
      E MajorE
But seeing 31?


During the vocal solo and spoken interlude vamp on: A augmentedA


     DmDm
They can put a man on the moon
          A augmentedA
But they can’t help me
         D MajorD         Ddim7Ddim7
It’s like I need Houston mission control
         E MajorE
Just to watch The Simpsons on TV
          A augmentedA
When I have a house sitter come to stay,
     BB
I have to set aside a whole day
     D MajorD
To type a four page document
             A augmentedA
Briefing them on what to do

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I’m so tired of all these buttons
      BB
Look at how complicated life has gotten
E MajorE
Too many remotes!


During the spoken interlude, vamp on: A augmentedA


E MajorE
Too many remotes
De-de-de-doo
E MajorE
Too many remotes
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
E MajorE
Too many remotes
In my-
Yon: My mum’s still got one with the cord on it.
   A augmentedA