Chords with lyrics
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
FF Amin7 Dm9Dm9 C majorC C/BC/B Am9Am9
Comet and Cupid and... Chopper and Nixon.
FF
But do you recall,
FF G+G
The least famous reindeer of all?
C majorC G+G Am9Am9 Em9Em9 FF C majorC
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
G+G C majorC
This song's for you.
C majorC G+G Am9Am9 Em9Em9 FF C majorC
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
G+G C majorC G+G
This song's for you.
C majorC G+G C majorC FF G+G
This is the tale of a reindeer that nobody knows,
C majorC G+G Am9Am9 Dm9Dm9 G+G
Shoved down the back and largely ignored on account of a nasal disfigurement.
Dm9Dm9 Am9Am9
Not unlike Rudolph in that sense,
Dm9Dm9 Am9Am9
The hallmarks are almost the same.
Dm9Dm9 C majorC G+G
Instead of a red shiny nose that brought Rudolph his fame...
G7G7 C majorC FF
Fabian had just... a cavity.
G+G C majorC FF
No nose at all,
G+G C majorC FF
Just a big empty space,
G+G C majorC G+G
In the middle of his face.
C majorC G+G
Just a couple of chambers
G+G
What are you looking at?
G+G
D'ya want a piece of this?
C majorC G+G Am9Am9 Em9Em9 FF C majorC
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
G+G C majorC
This song's for you.
C majorC G+G Am9Am9 Em9Em9 FF C majorC
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
G+G C majorC G+G
This song's for you.
C majorC G+G C majorC FF
Abnormal snouts were surprisingly common in reindeer.
C majorC G+G
Rudolph and Fabian both fell victim,
Am9Am9 Dm9Dm9 G+G
To the elves and their cost-cutting measures.
Dm9Dm9 Am9Am9
In keeping their overheads down,
Dm9Dm9 Am9Am9
The elves fed the reindeer on reindeer.
Dm9Dm9 C majorC G+G
And on top of that, the poor reindeer were also in-bred.
G7G7 C majorC FF
So Fabian had just... a cavity.
G+G C majorC FF
His hooter was lacking.
G+G C majorC FF
Bugger all schnozz!
G+G C majorC
All this because,
G+G C majorC FF
His dad was also his sister.
G+G C majorC G+G
Who he then ate.
G+G
This chicken tastes funny. Can I have some of yours?
C majorC G+G Am9Am9 Em9Em9 FF C majorC
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
G+G C majorC
This song's for you.
C majorC G+G Am9Am9 Em9Em9 FF C majorC
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
G+G C majorC
Tragic but true.
D MajorD
Disliked by his peers,
A augmentedA D MajorD G+G A augmentedA
This disfigured deer was alone.
D MajorD
He watched from afar,
A augmentedA
As Rudolph the star,
Bm9Bm9 F#min G+G
Would lead all the others back home.
Em9Em9 Bm9Bm9
But before you get too sympathetic,
Em9Em9 Bm9Bm9
There's another thing you should know.
Em9Em9
Sure, his nose was upsetting,
D MajorD A augmentedA
But reindeer are not quite that shallow.
A7A7 D MajorD G+G
'Cause Fabian was... a tosser!
A augmentedA D MajorD G+G
Not nice at all!
A augmentedA D MajorD G+G
An arrogant fool!
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
A majorA self-serving tool!
D MajorD
An absolute face-hole.
A augmentedA
Ahhhhhhh...
D MajorD A augmentedA Bm9Bm9 F#min G+G D MajorD
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
A augmentedA D MajorD
No-one likes you!
D MajorD A augmentedA Bm9Bm9 F#min G+G D MajorD
Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian,
A augmentedA
Surgery won't fix the vortex,
D MajorD
That is your black heart!