Red Flags chords by Tom Cardy

Chords with lyrics

• Difficulty: Intermediate

Key: DmDm

🎸 Verse 1:
G minorGm
The date started off so well
G minorGm
Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
G minorGm
She was perfect from what I could tell
G minorGm
How could I not see the danger right in front of me?



🎸 Pre-Chorus:
G minorGm
My favorite food is fish
G minorGm
Baby, that's my favorite too
G minorGm
I love cartoon dogs
G minorGm
Baby
I love Scooby Doo
G minorGm
Hey girl, what's your favorite film?
G minorGm
She said, the best movie of all
G minorGm
A augmentedA masterpiece of art called

🎸 Chorus:
G minorGm
Human Centipede
A minorAm
Human Centipede
D MajorD
I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
G minorGm
Human Centipede
A minorAm
Not ironically
D MajorD
She said, "The costume design was a highlight"
G minorGm
I like it for the plot
A minorAm
Tell me what the plot's about
D MajorD
German doctor sews three people ass to mouth
N.C.
Cool!
G minorGm
Human Centipede
A minorAm
Please god save me
D MajorD
I think that's a red flag
I don't want to get stabbed

🎸 Verse 2:
 D MajorD     DmDm
She said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force"
 FF                   D MajorD
I think, "Holy shit I'm gonna be the main course"
 D MajorD                   DmDm
She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"
 FF                         G minorGm  DmDm
I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code

🎸 Verse 3:
DmDm
Why are you blinking so much?
DbDb
I've got something in my eye
C majorC
Here, let me get it out
B minorBm
No thank you
I don't wanna die
Bb majorBb              A augmentedA
Bonjour, sir was blinking at me. Is this because your date is a freak?
AbAb
    No
A augmentedA
Very good then, bon appétit

🎸 Bridge:
G minorGm            FF
Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag
G minorGm              FF
To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
G minorGm               FF
Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses
Bb majorBb             C majorC            G minorGm
My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love

🎸 Pre-Chorus:
G minorGm            FF
You could be my world, the love of my life
G minorGm             FF
One day we'll get married and be husband and wife
     G minorGm            A minorAm
With a tasteful ceremony, and the wedding of our dreams
Bb majorBb            C majorC
Only if the wedding is themed

Tell me what the theme's gonna be!

🎸 Chorus:
G minorGm
Human Centipede
A minorAm
Human Centipede
D MajorD
That way we could save on the catering bill
G minorGm
Human Centipede
A minorAm
Only one mouth to feed
DmDm
If you are the best man, you know the deal (Pucker up)

🎸 Post-Chorus:
G minorGm         A minorAm
I can finally open myself up to love
D MajorD
I can finally sew a mouth to a butt

🎸 Outro:
G minorGm
Human Centipede
Am7Am7     D MajorD
Human Centipede