H Y C Y Bh chords by Tom Cardy

Chords with lyrics

• Capo on 3rd

Verse 1:

C minorCm
When my roommate comes into the room
Eb MajorEb       FF
Looking for his car keys


C minorCm         Eb MajorEb FF C minorCm
I don't say it yet
C minorCm
And when he gets me off the couch
Eb MajorEb    FF               C minorCm
To check underneath the couch cushions
C minorCm           Eb MajorEb FF C minorCm
I don't say it yet, no
C minorCm
And then when he says out loud
Eb MajorEb       FF
"I wonder where my car keys are"
C minorCm          Eb MajorEb       FF
I still don't say it (I still don't say it yet)
C minorCm
But then he asks me
Eb MajorEb         FF
"Do you know where my car keys are"
C minorCm          F minorFm
I look at him in his face and I say

Chorus:

N.C.           C minorCm    FF
Have you checked your butthole?
Eb MajorEb    C majorC
Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
C minorCm
I have not seen your keys, but since you're askin' me
C minorCm
You better check up that butthole
C minorCm
Of course I'm not serious
Eb MajorEb                Bb majorBb
I don't think it's up inside your big brown business
C minorCm
But a funny thing to say
C minorCm        Eb MajorEb       F minorFm
To someone who's lost their shit and is stressed out visibly

Verse 2:

C minorCm
When I see the best man start to sweat
C minorCm         Eb MajorEb    FF    C minorCm
I don't say it yet (Ski-dap, ba-dap)
C minorCm
When I see that little ring bearer cunt
Eb MajorEb        F minorFm     C minorCm
Getting yelled at by his mum (Ooooooh)
Eb MajorEb      F minorFm
I still don't say it
C minorCm               Eb MajorEb
When I see the groom asking the vicar
Bb majorBb                      C minorCm
If they can wait just another fifteen minutes
C minorCm            F minorFm
I do not say it (Ski-bap, ba-dow)
C minorCm
And when the father of the bride
Eb MajorEb          FF       C minorCm
Starts organizing an ad-hoc emu bob of the courtyard area
Eb MajorEb     F minorFm
I want to, but I do not say it
C minorCm
It's the eleventh hour
C minorCm               FF        C minorCm
With three-hundred congregates under God's roof
C minorCm
The vicar approaches the mic
Eb MajorEb            FF
And suddenly, all of the chatter goes mute
C minorCm
He says that they've misplaced the rings
Eb MajorEb          Bb majorBb
Could anyone possibly know where they are?
C minorCm                    F minorFm        N.C.
I know it's my time as all heads turn as I stand and say, "Vicar"


Chorus:

N.C.       C minorCm
Have you checked your butthole?
C minorCm
Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
C minorCm
I have not seen your ring, but have you checked your ring?
Bb majorBb
And by ring
I mean butthole
C minorCm
Love is patient, love is kind
C minorCm   EbmEbm    F minorFm
But if you ask me where you can find
C minorCm
Literally anything you've lost before
C minorCm    EbmEbm        F minorFm   C minorCm
I'm gonna suggest that it's up your butthole


Bridge:

C minorCm
"Where's my phone " Is it up your butthole?
C minorCm
"I lost my loan," have you checked up your butthole?
C minorCm
"I'm losing my patience," check your anus
Eb MajorEb
"Where's your class " I think it's stuck up your ass
C minorCm
"I just lost my grandma"
AbAb
Oh my god
I'm so sorry
F minorFm
"Are you capable of not saying she's up my asshole "
C minorCm
Of course, my condolences
Eb MajorEb
"I'm not looking for a silly joke right now"
N.C.
Yeah, yeah  what are you looking for?
N.C.
"Honestly, just like, a shoulder to cry—"


Chorus:

KEY CHANGE - HALF STEP (can move capo up one fret and play as previous)

N.C          DbmDbm
Have you checked your butthole?
GbGb
Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
DbmDbm
Maybe you'll find your dead grandma up there too
DbmDbm
Oh
I fuckin' got you, butthole
DbmDbm
My family hate me
GbGb              DbmDbm
This might be the reason that I've got no close friends
GbGb
Fuckin' worth it, baby