Three Things Uglier Than Dale Jarretts Car chords by Tim Wilson

Chords with lyrics

• Capo on 2nd

Three Things Uglier Than Dale Jarrett's Car Tim Wilson
Capo 2

    G+G            Cadd9Cadd9     G+G
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
N.C.            C9C9       D MajorD (Let ring)
Keith Richards naked, thats close but no cigar
G+G                     Cadd9Cadd9    C9C9
The Elephant Man in bowling shoes, with a chili vomit stain
N.C                  D MajorD          G+G
Or french kissin that poor woman from "Throw Mama From The Train"

    G+G            Cadd9Cadd9     G+G
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
N.C        C9C9         D MajorD (Let ring)
Lyle Lovett naked, dancin in a leather bar
G+G                Cadd9Cadd9     C9C9
Richard Petty naked without his glasses or his hat
N.C              D MajorD      G+G
Chick McGee naked.... oh, its uglier than that.

    G+G            Cadd9Cadd9     G+G
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's Ford
N.C              C9C9           D MajorD
Tony Siragusa in a jock strap, bouncin' on the divin' board
    G+G                 Cadd9Cadd9      C9C9
Gettin' caught without an umbrella in the middle of a s t storm
                   D MajorD        G+G
But at least its the same color as a Dale Jarrett uniform!