Key: Bm |E |D x4 E When the day has begun D Put some of this on E D Rogaine E If you gotta bald spot D Wanna keep what you got E D E Rogaine
E Your hairline D It's declined C B And you shine E D E D Rogaine ------------------------- D# G# A# G# 2x D# G# A# D# Don't come in my yard no more G# A# D# You've ruined my lawn before G# A# Whatever you kids are looking for D# G# A# D# G# Hey! Don't come in my yard no more ------------------------- Bb Girl, to dance with you is my favorite thing, yeah, uh-huh Eb Bb So when I hit the floor I really feel the pain, yeah yeah, uh-huh ah-huh Chorus: F Eb Bb Chorus: a put on my, my, my, my, my orthopedic shoes just to boogie with you F Eb Bb yeah I'm gonna put on my, my, my, my, my orthopedic shoes just to boogie with you, uh-huh -------------------------- C G7 C Jello again Jello G7 C Am I always eat Jello F Dm G Am I love that jiggly thing you do Dm And you make lunch great G7 I can hardly wait C Jello ----------------------- A Bbdim7 Bm e|--------------|--------------|--------------|--5-----1-----| B|-----------2--|-----------2--|-----------3--|--------------| G|--------2-----|--------0-----|--------4-----|--------------| D|-----2--------|-----2--------|-----4--------|----- --------| A|--0-----------|--1-----------|--2-----------|--------------| E|--------------|--------------|--------------|--------------| Verse 1: A My buddies and me Bbdim7 Were once wild and free Bm Now we ain't doing so great E Used to go down E7 And tear up the town A But now were all in bed by eight. A Our parties are fewer Bbdim7 And were sipping Insure Bm Dm7 Instead of our glass of champagne E Now when we get together E7 We just talk about the weather E And all we ever do is E7 Complain Chorus: A 'Cause all my friends got hip replacements A Cause they slipped and fell in their garage or basements Bm We're old and pale E Our bones are frail A Yeah, years ago we were still in bases A A7 Now we spend our time having wheelchair races Bm 'Oh, all my friends E A Got hip replacements ----------------------- Intro: Am E7 G D F C Dm E7 x2 Verse: Am E7 On a dark country highway, cool wind in your hair G D Warm smell of a corndog rising up through the air F C See a sign in the distance, says "We're open all day" Dm E7 If you walk up to the entrance, it's where you'll hear me say Chorus: F C I'm a greeter at a Walmart in California E7 Am Yeah I work the door, at the Superstore F C I hand out stickers at a Walmart in California Dm E7 Where my vest is blue, and my hair is too!
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