Things You Don't Say To Your Wife chords by Tim Hawkins

Chords with lyrics

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Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end

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The dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend

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And where'de you get those shoes i think there pretty lame
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would you stop talking 'cause im trying to watch the game


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If your a man who wants to live

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a long and happy life
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these are the things you don't say to your wife.

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I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday

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I didn't ask you but i knew i'de be ok
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Go make some dinner while i watch this fishing show

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I taped it over our old wedding video


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Your cooking is ok but not like mother makes

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The diamond in the ring i bought you is a fake
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Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill

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Happy aniversary i bought you a treadmill


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If you a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife
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These are the things you don't say to your wife.