Aging Rockers chords by Tim Hawkins

Chords with lyrics

• Capo on 2nd

Key: B minorBm

|E MajorE |D MajorD x4


    E MajorE
When the day has begun
    D MajorD
Put some of this on
  E MajorE  D MajorD
Rogaine
    E MajorE
If you gotta bald spot
D MajorD
Wanna keep what you got
  E MajorE  D MajorD E MajorE
Rogaine

      E MajorE
Your hairline
      D MajorD
It's declined
      C majorC  BB
And you shine
  E MajorE   D MajorD E MajorE D MajorD
Rogaine

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D#D# G#G# A#A# G#G# 2x

D#D#   G#G#         A#A#  D#D#
Don't come in my yard no more
   G#G#         A#A#  D#D#
You've ruined my lawn before
  G#G#            A#A#
Whatever you kids are looking for
D#D#     G#G#         A#A#  D#D# G#G#
Hey! Don't come in my yard no more

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Bb majorBb
 Girl, to dance with you is my favorite thing, yeah, uh-huh
  Eb MajorEb                   Bb majorBb
So when I hit the floor I really feel the pain, yeah yeah, uh-huh ah-huh

Chorus:
FF        Eb MajorEb                Bb majorBb
Chorus: a put on  my, my, my, my, my orthopedic shoes just to boogie with you
FF        Eb MajorEb               Bb majorBb
yeah  I'm gonna put on  my, my, my, my, my orthopedic shoes just to boogie with you, uh-huh

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  C majorC  G7G7    C majorC
Jello again
Jello
     G7G7  C majorC   A minorAm
I always eat Jello
  FF    DmDm   G+G   A minorAm
I love that jiggly thing you do
   DmDm
And you make lunch great
    G7G7
I can hardly wait
 C majorC
Jello

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 A augmentedA       Bbdim7Bbdim7     B minorBm
e|--------------|--------------|--------------|--5-----1-----|
BB|-----------2--|-----------2--|-----------3--|--------------|
G+G|--------2-----|--------0-----|--------4-----|--------------|
D MajorD|-----2--------|-----2--------|-----4--------|----- --------|
A augmentedA|--0-----------|--1-----------|--2-----------|--------------|
E MajorE|--------------|--------------|--------------|--------------|

Verse 1:
 A augmentedA
My buddies and me
 Bbdim7Bbdim7
Were once wild and free
  B minorBm
Now we ain't doing so great
  E MajorE
Used to go down
  E7E7
And tear up the town
     A augmentedA
But now were all in bed by eight.
   A augmentedA
Our parties are fewer
    Bbdim7Bbdim7
And were sipping Insure
   B minorBm           Dm7Dm7
Instead of our glass of champagne
E MajorE
Now when we get together
      E7E7
We just talk about the weather
  E MajorE
And all we ever do is
  E7E7
Complain

Chorus:
    A augmentedA
'Cause all my friends got hip replacements
     A augmentedA
Cause they slipped and fell in their garage or basements
  B minorBm
We're old and pale
     E MajorE
Our bones are frail
A augmentedA
Yeah, years ago we were still in bases
      A augmentedA          A7A7
Now we spend our time having wheelchair races
 B minorBm
'Oh, all my friends
E MajorE    A augmentedA
Got hip replacements

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Intro:
A minorAm  E7E7  G+G  D MajorD  FF  C majorC  DmDm  E7E7  x2

Verse:
A minorAm             E7E7
 On a dark country highway, cool wind in your hair
G+G             D MajorD
 Warm smell of a corndog rising up through the air
FF               C majorC
 See a sign in the distance, says "We're open all day"
 DmDm               E7E7
  If you walk up to the entrance, it's where you'll hear me say


Chorus:
FF               C majorC
 I'm a greeter at a Walmart in California
 E7E7         A minorAm
Yeah I work the door, at the Superstore
FF                C majorC
I hand out stickers at a Walmart in California
  DmDm         E7E7
Where my vest is blue, and my hair is too!