Genitalia Of A Fool chords by Tilbrook Glenn

Chords with lyrics

The Genitalia of a Fool
Written By Cornell Hurd
As performed by Glenn Tilbrook
on the Quixotic record "Transatlantic Ping Pong"

Chords By Gaz
All corrections gladly received.

[verse]
   C majorC
Everybody's got a hobby
      C7C7   FF
Everybody's got a schtick
          C majorC
Please consider me eccentric
   D7D7       G7G7
Don't think of me as sick

[chorus]
    C majorC
Didn't mean to spoil your party
     C7C7      FF
I didn't mean to be uncool
           C majorC
But I'm standing here holding
    G7G7       C majorC
The genitalia of a fool

[middle]
/b /a    G+G
  'Cause I thought if I exposed myself
   C majorC
You'd fall in love with me
     D7D7
But when I burst in
To my chagrin
G7G7        C majorC
You had company

[chorus]
I'm afraid I've shown your family
the wrong kind of family jewels
'Cause I'm standing here holding
the genitalia of a fool

[verse]
Well I guess the show is over
so I'll just go on home
I'll pack my prize possession
it's the nicest thing I own

[chorus]
Didn't mean to scare the children
or make your grandma drool
but I'm standing here holding
the genitalia of a fool

[middle]
And I pray that you'll forgive me and try to understand
But I'm afraid you'll always picture me
with my whole world in my hands

[chorus]
and I'll go through life
just wondering how fate could be so cruel
Left me standing here holding the genitalia of a fool

   FF         C majorC
Now I wish that you were holding,
  G7G7        C majorC
the genitalia of this fool