Screaming In My Shower Towel While I Get Ready For Work chords by Those Corn People

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D MajorD                A augmentedA
Wont you do me a favor and make yourself less attractive

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I will sneak into your bathroom and switch your canola oil with your proactive

D MajorD         A augmentedA
So when you wake up

G+G            A augmentedA
Your face looks like the Rockys


        G+G     F# minorF#m   A augmentedA  G+G
If looks could kill

        G+G     F# minorF#m   A augmentedA  G+G
Yours would be a virus

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You're single handedly spreading the Swine Flue virus among us

   D MajorD
If I die

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In my sleep tonight

       G+G
I know it was 'cuz your face was inches away from mine.


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And its outrageous


    D MajorD
If you ever wish to speak with me

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I will take you to go get plastic surgery

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Tell the doctor to make your face look like that actor Machete


        G+G     F# minorF#m   A augmentedA  G+G
If looks could kill

        G+G     F# minorF#m   A augmentedA  G+G
Yours would be a virus

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You're single handedly spreading the Swine Flue virus among us


   D MajorD
If I die

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In my sleep tonight

       G+G
I know it was 'cuz your face was inches away from mine.


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