Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Difficulty: Intermediate
Play arpeggiated chords
Capo 4
Verse:
C majorC C7C7
I got lucky on my birthday
FF C majorC
My wife reluctantly let me have my way
C majorC A7A7
She said "This is for you, do what you must do"
D MajorD
Let me know when you’re through
C majorC C7C7
I thought things would change when we tied the knot
FF C majorC
But the life I dreamed of ain’t what I got
C majorC A7A7 D MajorD
When she say’s no, she means no
C majorC FF C majorC C7C7
Hell No!
Chorus:
FF C majorC
I couldn’t get laid when I was single if you threw me in a woman’s prison
A7A7 D MajorD
I am the poster child for total rejection
FF C majorC C/BC/B A7A7
Celibacy is the cross that I must carry
D MajorD
I couldn’t get laid when I was single
G+G C majorC FF C majorC
So I guess I’ll just stay married
Verse:
C majorC C7C7
I‘ve gotta a bulldog, he lives on a chain
FF C majorC
I know what he’s going thru, I feel his pain
C majorC A7A7
He don’t have no fun on that doggy run
D MajorD
He never gets none
C majorC C7C7
He’s got potential if he could get free
FF C majorC
But he’s on a short leash just like me
C majorC A7A7
He goes through life with hungry eyes
D MajorD
Watching b***hes go by
C majorC FF C majorC C7C7
Chorus:
FF C majorC
I couldn’t get laid when I was single if you threw me in a woman’s prison
A7A7 D MajorD
I am the poster child for total rejection
FF C majorC C/BC/B A7A7
Celibacy is the cross that I must carry oh no
D MajorD
I couldn’t get laid when I was single
G+G C majorC FF C majorC
So I guess I’ll just stay married