Intro
Tuning: Standard (
E MajorE 
A augmentedA 
D MajorD 
G+G 
BB E MajorE)
* = Once
ROMAN: G+G D MajorD
So, you've gone and called someone
E minorEm
stupid
C majorC G+G
And, in response, they've damaged your
D MajorD
eye
G+G D MajorD E minorEm
But there is where the conflict must
end
C majorC G+G A augmentedA
Lest you both end up blind
LOGAN, spoken:
Another song? Really?
ROMAN:
G+G D MajorD E minorEm
Sometimes the problems at play
C majorC G+G D MajorD
Are not all plain to see
G+G D MajorD E minorEm
So we lash out at our loved ones
C majorC G+G A augmentedA
Disregarding our bonds' sanctity
PATTON:
G+G E minorEm
There are several sides to us that may
D MajorD
seem abstract at first
G+G E minorEm
Until we discover where everything
D MajorD
fits, and
G+G D MajorD
People can be like a half-missing
puzzle set;
C majorC G+G
As we find the pieces
D MajorD A augmentedA
Things make more and more sense!
THOMAS, spoken:
G+G
Nice imagery, but I'm not sure I follow
PATTON:
Well, I'll give you an example:
G+G
I had this problem where I'd often hide
my less-than-awesome feelings
G+G
So when I would feel like sobbing, I'd
just smile and crack jokes!
G+G
I thought that that was coping, only
joking
G+G
Never showing sadness
Hoping it would go away!
LOGAN, spoken:
A augmentedA
Did that work?
PATTON, spoken:
G+G
Nope!
PATTON:
G+G
I felt bad!
ROMAN, spoken:
Aw, Pat...
PATTON:
E minorEm
It's okay
THOMAS, spoken:
How's that?
PATTON:
C majorC
Everybody gets sad
D MajorD G+G
Even dads that have people to care for
C majorC
And therefore
E minorEm
You don't have to hide your pain
D MajorD
Life without rainy days
G+G
Is incomplete
VIRGIL, spoken:
On the subject of storm clouds...
‘Cause, you know. You need. Storm
clouds to make. Rain
I'm just gonna get into it
G+G
You once knew me as real gloomy
G+G
This weird spooky, broody dude
G+G
'Cause I knew you'd listen to me
G+G
As too scary to ignore
G+G
I thought that I could take it
G+G
All the hate could just be shaken
G+G
But when you lo— care for someone
A augmentedA
Not much hurts more than their scorn
G+G
I also felt bad
ROMAN, spoken::
Oh come now...
VIRGIL:
E minorEm
In a different way...
THOMAS, spoken:
Different how?
VIRGIL:
C majorC
By bad I mean, well, mean
D MajorD G+G
But I did what I thought I had to
C majorC
Which is bad too!
E minorEm
I don't have to act all tough...
THOMAS:
D MajorD
Sometimes love is enough...
PATTON:
G+G
Or what we need!
LOGAN, in patter song:
Em*
That was a quaint little review
B7*
Of things that we already knew
Em*
Now, can our discourse resume?
B7*
There's pressing matters at hand
THOMAS, spoken:
E minorEm
Actually, that was for your benefit
LOGAN, spoken:
B7B7
I don't see how that could be relevant
PATTON, spoken:
E minorEm
Logan, please
THOMAS, spoken:
Our goal's benelovent
LOGAN, spoken:
B7B7
You know me; I don't care for sentiment
ROMAN, spoken:
E minorEm
OMG!
LOGAN & THOMAS, in patter song:
E minorEm
This serves as a testament
(This serves as a testament)
B7B7
To the fact
(To the fact)
That to me, you're negligent
(That you have a temperament,)
E minorEm
Which is fine
(Which is fine.)
It just works to your detriment
(You just haven't accepted it.)
B7B7
You not letting me finish
(If you'd let them finish)
Is proving my—!
(They'd get to the—!)
VIRGIL, spoken:
(Stop)
HEY!
sung:
G*
You're lost
LOGAN, spoken:
I'm right here
VIRGIL:
Em*
It's okay
LOGAN, spoken:
You're acting weird...
VIRGIL:
C*
I was lost once, too
D*
But thanks to all of you
G*
Life sucks less, now...
ROMAN, THOMAS & PATTON:
C*
We're your best pals!
VIRGIL:
E minorEm
No one wants to be a joke...
ROMAN, THOMAS & PATTON:
D MajorD
But a life free of jokes
G+G
Is incomplete!
ROMAN, spoken:
I'd also like to contribute to this weird, vent-ey song!
THOMAS, spoken:
Please, do!
ROMAN, in patter song:
G+G
I've got an issue
That feels like new-school;
G+G
I don't wanna say
I'm too cool
G+G
But I'm just too fab for you fools
And I feel like you don't get me!
THOMAS, spoken:
G+G
You insulted us while venting?
ROMAN, spoken:
Sorry!
THOMAS, spoken:
It's alright, Princey
G+G
Honestly, it didn't hurt me
It's clear that
A augmentedA
You're the one
That's hurting
ROMAN, spoken:
Huh?
VIRGIL:
G+G
You feel low
ROMAN:
That's not true!
PATTON:
E minorEm
It's okay
ROMAN, spoken:
Don't assume!
THOMAS:
C majorC
You don't need to save face
VIRGIL:
D MajorD
In almost any case
VIRGIL & PATTON:
G+G
We embrace you
ROMAN, spoken:
That's rich
VIRGIL:
C majorC
No one hates you
VIRGIL, THOMAS & PATTON:
E minorEm
Everybody's got flaws
THOMAS:
D MajorD
But with no you at all
G+G
I'm incomplete!
ROMAN, VIRGIL, THOMAS & PATTON:
A augmentedA
There!
F# minorF#m
Now you see!
D MajorD
Everybody goes wrong
E MajorE
And we put it in song
A augmentedA
So it's easier
D MajorD
To hear it!
PATTON:
F#m*
This puzzle's tough
I'll admit
E*
But in time
A*
We'll find where everything fits
